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Russia set off a 'dirty bomb' in Daugavpils.
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Latvia retaliated with carpet bombing of Dubrovka.
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Hong Kong declares independance!
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Russia just dropped napalm on Riga.
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United States of America lol, what's that I see there now? Is that France reading a bedtime story to UK's kids? OMFG WTF ROFL
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Sweden is currently ecstatic. Americaricaricarica~
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Switzerland is sick of people randomly obsessing over his thighs and marrying him out of the blue when he is definitely /engaged/.
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Russia takes back all its federal oblasts.
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Saint Helena I am soooo lonely.
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Haiti marries Switzerland for the dowry! :D
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Russia just blew up Vilnius with a biological warhead.
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United Nations recommends that UK get surgery for alcohol poisoning *looks at the floor*... and a mop.
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Puerto Rico Stop, Montserrat! You are driving me crazy with the ashes!!!!!!
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United Nations This Organisation recognises the independence of the 83 Federal Subjects of the Russian Federation.
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Switzerland would like you all to congratulate Didier Defago. :D
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Switzerland is kind of lonely. It seems that Austria is busy again…
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Albania proposes a free trade agreement between the Protectorate (including Kosovo) and Switzerland.
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United Nations The Russian Federation and the United States of America will /stop/ trying to provoke each other. Russia has no legal control over Lithuania.
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United Kingdom doesn't want any more kids. Where is all the alcohol...
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China w-wants Taiwan's bubble tea.
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Switzerland would have been back much sooner if his waitress hadn't been snogging her boyfriend rather than getting him his check. And they didn't even have fondue. I'm never going back there.
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United Kingdom would like to try some of Taiwan's bubble tea.
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Russia I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Papa- Paparazzi...
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Russia I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Papa- Paparazzi...
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