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United Kingdom China, be ashamed. You have no place between civilized countries of this world. http://current.com/1g1dc4c

Posted: 10th Mar at 10:12
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United States of America Let's do one of those sentence-by-sentence stories where we each contribute a few words and see what we come up with! Alright, I'll start! "Once upon a time, there was a cormorant who..."

Posted: 10th Mar at 03:21
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Canada
"...lost his sandals while walking along the shores of the blue Danube. He was soon thereafter arrested by French police for..."
England
"...not groping any ladies in the past three minutes he had been there." @France: ;)
France
"Because said ladies had been British and thus they were stuck-up, stuffy prigs."
England
"The cormorant thus explained his predicament to the French police, who desperately attempted to understand what he meant by the phrase "They said no," but to no avail."
France
"Besides, cormorants are too kinky even for the Brits, and that's saying something..."
Australia
"...it was at that moment that a dingo came out of the shadows and took off with one of the tarts' babies! Crikey!"
United States of America
"The cormorant, desperately wanting to be a hero, flew in hot pursuit of the four-legged animal; despite the fact that he was supposed to be contained by the French police (who abandoned his arrest in favour of croissants!)."
Greece
Realising he'd never get close enough to catch it, he made to herding it down a one-way alley to try and corner it.
Thailand
Unbeknownst to everyone, the dingo was actually the main character; and he leapt forward and caught the cormorant between screeching jowls, crushing its little bird skull between its teeth.
Canada
However, even M. Night Shyamalan thought that was too much of a twist, and so Death gave the cormorant three wishes (within reason).
Sweden is in a relationship with United States of America and It's Complicated.

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:44
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Belarus
Finland is not going to be happy about this~
Sweden
And why do you say that?
United States of America
Ah, Sweden ♥
Japan I approve of this article. At least the part about me. http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes_p1.html

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:37
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Poland
Seconded. I can see why you recommended this, what with the no. 1 reason and all.
France
Quite!
England
It's about time someone set the record straight.
Luxembourg
Oh no, England and France agreed together on something, it's the end of the world! D:
Germany is looking to stick his German Airplane in an Italian Hanger.

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:26
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Italy
...is looking to cut up some wurst with a knife and feed it to the dogs.
United States of America
D: Not the dogs! They don't deserve the horror that is Germany's wurst!
Russia
Be careful then, there's a high wind tonight.
British Virgin Islands
I do not understand this reference. (...You MLIH-er >:D)
Russia
Who's reference? (Am guessing Germany's)
Canada
@Germany: I see what you did there.
Russia
Why were you watching?
United States of America I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COKE...

Posted: 10th Mar at 00:51
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United Nations
No thank you. We prefer to stick to the straight and narrow these days.
Italy
That commercial was shot in Italy~!
Spain is going to own everybody at Eurovision this year. I can feel it in my bones.

Posted: 10th Mar at 00:09
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Norway
If it gets rid of 'Fairytale' then be my guest.
Russia
Not if we have anything to say about it.
Portugal
I somehow doubt it ...
Romania
Pssh, not gonna happen!
United States of America
Hey guys, can I play too? =D
France We would like to get rid of Raymond Domenech before the World Cup. Please someone help us...

Posted: 9th Mar at 23:11 by makaveli9
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Republic of Ireland
Well maybe you shouldn't have cheated to beat us in the qualifier, how about that, huh??
United Kingdom Who here thinks Sealand counts as a country? I, of rone, certainly don't.

Posted: 9th Mar at 20:14
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Principality of Sealand
I certainly do.
Portugal
Whatever you go with
United States of America
...did you, by chance, mean "I, for one"?
Bahamas
You know it's bad when America is correcting your grammar.
United States of America
Or perhaps, Bahamas, I have simply taken up an interest in the basic functions of the English language?
Bahamas
You have?? Then does this mean you'll stop neglecting your U's?
United States of America
How else could I possibly hope to colour my speech in a way you would understand? Really, Bahamas... I'm beginning to think that you doubt me immensely.
Bahamas
:O Guys..America's using English properly. I don't know whether to be impressed or worried that the world will end.
United States of America
Well, you should see my president. One of us had to figure it out. The number of times he pauses in a supposedly inspirational speech makes me sick.
Luxembourg
Oh no, America learned to speak English, it's the end of the world! D:
United States of America
Luxembourg, you should know that the world isn't going to end. Honestly, you're just making yourself look silly, now.
Quebec
Canada, I don`t know how you hacked America`s account, but I want in on it.
Canada
Shhh Quebec, I'll show you later, just don't tell ;)
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines new album out today!

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:52 by swingy
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Zimbabwe Mugabe!? Shmugabe!

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:51 by momo
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Zimbabwe i have $253643569443728949532.09 to spend, what can I buy?

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:49 by mugabe shmugabe
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United Kingdom
A kitkat
Greece
Lucky State, I don't have money enough for a kitkat!
United States of America
How about a toilet roll, it'll retain its value longer.
South Africa http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8557582.stm - not so much "no sex please, we're British" anymore, huh. Oh, and thanks, I guess.

Posted: 9th Mar at 16:51
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South Africa
If you can't be bothered copying the link, it's about the UK donating £1million for condoms for the upcoming world cup.
Cornwall
Are you implying this is a bad thing, SA?
United Kingdom
Why of course! What could be more important than making sure our football players don't end up with more than a medal as a souvenir.
Niue Do I really exist?

Posted: 9th Mar at 14:50 by LLLOOO
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Bermuda
No, No you dont..
Tuvalu
I know how you feel, I had to Wiki myself to see it I exist. Apparently I do ☺ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu
United Kingdom
Haha you are all my colonies! Bow to your lord.
Ascension Island
lol, UK is high, too...
China AIYAA!

Posted: 9th Mar at 11:03
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Russia America, I'm sorry for being mean to you about the Olympics. And your male figure skater. Please accept my sincere apology and come to Sochi in 2014. I promise we will not put poison in his food or itching powder in his costume.

Posted: 9th Mar at 05:55 by yourmom
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Russia
He will be perfectly safe. *snicker*
Wales I'm so fly my left wing is Conservative

Posted: 9th Mar at 04:38
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Republic of Ireland
Cool?
Scotland It was like chocolate milkshake but more orangey in colour

Posted: 9th Mar at 04:10
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India likes this
New Zealand
Too far, Jock.
Canada Canada is better than the US at everything!

Posted: 9th Mar at 03:19
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United Kingdom
Don't gloat about it or else you'll be as bad as them.
Quebec
Of course we are ♥
France
Yeah Quebec, come to daddy.
United States of America
Get the largest percentage of obesity in the world, then we'll talk, little bro.
Quebec
@US: Ew. @France: :o
Australia Mates...this place is looking dull today, are ya'll still having hangover from the party over the weekend...

Posted: 9th Mar at 03:03
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Germany
let have some bier tonight
Moldova This is Transnistria speaking, demanding that you bow down and acknowledge me now!

Posted: 8th Mar at 23:46
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Azerbaijan
It's Nagorno-Karabakh. I hear you brother.
Cornwall
This is not ProvinceFace
Romania
I'm sorry, but who?
Canada would like to trade boss with America

Posted: 8th Mar at 23:15
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United Kingdom
Don't as you'll turn into the massive ego'd bellend.
Quebec
What wrong with Harper ?! *sarcasm*
Somalia needs a new pirate navy ..thanks a lot france:(

Posted: 8th Mar at 15:54
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Norway
Ha!
Iraq is still riding a democracy high.
http://tit.wee/WJ8HWZ
Posted: 8th Mar at 06:40
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United States of America, England and Australia like this
Afghanistan
Kiss-up.
Iraq
Sounds like somebody's jealous!
Norway @Somalia: Hey! Give that back!
http://tit.wee/TOX4GZ
Posted: 8th Mar at 07:19
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Somalia
Sorry, its just so pretty so its our now =)
Norway
It's not pretty, it's an oil tanker! Give it back.
Canada
But it's a PRETTY oil tanker! Besides, I need money and nobody's helping :(
Japan GOT RICE, BITCH? GOT RICE? GOT FOOD, GOT SOUP, GOT SPICE?!

Posted: 8th Mar at 04:30
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Canada and China like this
Poland
N... no, but I got some bigos if you want? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Bigos_in_Krak%C3%B3w_%28Rynek_G%C5%82%C3%B3wny%29.jpg
Indonesia
Yes, yes, yes, and... yes.
Estonia
I think your hearing aid's gone faulty.
United States of America
GOT MILK
Canada
IN BAGS
Japan
FUCK YEAH, CANADA. -HIGH FIVE-
North Korea wants to do a nuclear missle test but can't!

Posted: 8th Mar at 02:38
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South Africa
*sigh* You're much better off just forgetting about the whole nuclear thing, honestly. Trust me on this one.
Canada
Why would you want that?
North Korea
so evelyone stops raffing at me.
Greece is really grateful to France and Germany for helping me!
http://tit.wee/EPA6P
Posted: 7th Mar at 19:44
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Germany
In your dreams
United Kingdom @ Iceland Give us our money back.
http://tit.wee/GGKH8K
Posted: 7th Mar at 16:38 by ben
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Iceland
But I need it!
United Kingdom
So do we! And the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, compromsing British Isles and British Colonies, needs the money more than you do!
South Korea can finally find his shoes.
http://tit.wee/FUD7O9
Posted: 7th Mar at 15:22
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Philippines likes this
Canada Why does Quebec have it's own flag on this?

Posted: 7th Mar at 20:45
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Cornwall
Quebec isn't that unlikely compared to others. *ahem* Many provinces are on here, kind of gives you the idea of what independence feels like.
Netherlands Santilles
Same reason Saba does, I guess.
Saba
:) What's with that extra 's' Netherlands Antilles?
Quebec
Of course I do. I'm special.
Barbados
Also because Harper and the House of Commons declared Quebec to be its own nation in 2006.
Quebec
Canada, don't start again.
Canada What country has the hottest girls and why?

Posted: 7th Mar at 20:43
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Sweden
How can you ever get a definitive answer? Though I've heard the Swedish girls rate quite highly...
Poland
You should meet some Polish girls. I've heard that especially Italians like our girls. Not sure of it though...
Italy
Our President B. is willing to trade.
United Kingdom
Polish girls are cheap...
United Kingdom
When it comes to fixing your sink
England
If you know what we mean.
United States of America
Japan. Because we can walk around with them in our pockets.
Akrotiri and Dhekelia How did you find worldface? :O

Posted: 7th Mar at 17:28
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Alderney
Well, since you asked... The Hetalia kink-meme. Trufax.
Belarus
I've said this hundred times already but from a MLIH. :T
South Korea
Korea invented it.
Bermuda
Honestly, I don't even remember, but it certainly wasn't any kink meme...
Liechtenstein
i got here from lolsogeographic - a, you guessed it, hetalia comm on lj. cry
Slovenia
...The KM. Are the sane APH fans the o0nly ones left here? *facepalm*
Bahamas
Hetalia fan page on Facebook...-_-;
Saint Kitts and Nevis
I forget how I heard about this, but it wasn't through Hetalia. Maybe the non-Hetalia fans are more reluctant to speak "out of character", as it were? I know I am.
Dominican Republic
-sigh- Damn, looks like everyone found out about worldface from anything hetalia. But, to be honest, I found it from a anon meme. A hetalia anon meme.
British Antarctic Territory
I admit that I found it through Hetalia, but that was when worldface -wasn't- overrun by roleplayers.
Malta
I have to say the same as Belarus- MLIH. Saint Kitts- I tend to use non-hetalia characters so that I can't be /in/ character at all. But then again, I was trying to stay in the closet about being a fan.
Malta
One more thing- I thought non-fans would want to distance themselves from the insane fans by not roleplaying, so I wouldn't have thought they'd be worried about being out of character.
Bahamas
@Malta: same here.
Ukraine
I heard about it through an MLIH... but I actually come here to read about world affairs instead of fangirl over Hetalia! So I'm glad I came here because of Hetalia.
Canada
I stumbled upon it.
Azores
On the gAyRL
Quebec
Found it through MLIH last October (or was it November...) Stayed for the jokes about each others flags...
Saint Kitts and Nevis
@Malta: I wasn't clear: I didn't mean out of Hetalia-character, I meant treating this as a forum/messageboard that's not about current events, and talking about things that have nothing to do with the country you're using. It seems like a lot of the
Saint Kitts and Nevis
(contd) Hetalia fans are used to hanging around virtual water coolers. I'm not; that's all I meant. I have nothing against sane Hetalia fans, either :)
Slovenia
I get what you mean. It'll probably be a while before this site is what it was. I do try and do as much news relevant posting as I can.But we are still having the problem with statuses posted with newslinks.
Barbados
Linked from lolsogeographic shortly before I fell out of the Hetalia fandom, and I stayed for the puns and off-colour flag jokes. I'm looking at you, Libya. I try to post more news and such, but when something doesn't relate to a specific country, I u
Barbados
*ahem* ...I use this one because it doesn't appear often in the media.
Bermuda
Ah, the flag jokes used to be quite nice...
Finland
found this through a friend. I am an hetalia fan too, but if I want to do roleplay I know a pretty cool comm, so why do it here? I come here for the world news I wouldn't hear of otherwise and the jokes related to those news. The aph fandom is mostly abo
Finland
... about parings; it's hard to find some good old satirei about the news and events and stuff on the fandom related pages
Iceland thinks NOT.

Posted: 7th Mar at 17:13
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United States of America
You don't think? As in, you're stupid? -laughs-
Iceland
I'm not exactly in the mood to talk to you right now, America. @#$* bankers.
United States of America
Oh, I understand that... bankers are just @*($#&*@!
Netherlands
So I heard.
Switzerland
...what is it about bankers?
Iceland
Nothing at all. Besides, even if I had said something, I wouldn't have meant it. I don't need more people hating.
Croatia
Croatia
@Iceland:
North Korea supports world peace! Come, we can solve our problems with the nuclear missles! :D

Posted: 7th Mar at 16:14
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Iran, Russia and Iraq like this
United States of America
DISLIKE
North Korea
But, I'm solving world peace with nuclear missles! World peace is a good thing! You do not want world peace? D:
United States of America
We are the only country with peaceful missiles. Oh, and Israel.
Venezuela
I can take your missiles, so there!
Canada
...I wouldn't talk too much about people who wants world peace through war, America. Remember "if you're not with the usa you're with the rerrorists"?
United States of America
But Canada :( That was my evil twin, the true me wants world peace, really!
England is having pork chops boiled spuds peas ngravy for lunch yum yum

Posted: 7th Mar at 13:08
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United States of America
^ The reason I moved out.
France
@ America do you really think your big mac is any better? ugh!
United States of America
@France: You can mock me all you want, but you've got a McDonald's in the Louvre. :D
United Kingdom
Bloody hell, France, you really do? That's just... I don't even... bloody hell.
France
I... it's for the tourists!
United Kingdom
You have disappointed me greatly, France. I would expect such a thing from America, but you?
France
But the rest of my beautiful country is FRENCH. FRENCH and FRENCH only. As a matter of fact, I'm getting that McDonald's out now. It wasn't even my idea...honest.
Germany
"We're all living in Amerika Amerika ist wunderbar" -___-
United States of America
Ja, genau das ist es!
Quebec
@France: everything of yours is french? remind me in what language the menu at mcDo is at your place again?
United States of America I absolutely love you, America!

Posted: 7th Mar at 13:00
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United States of America and Sweden like this
United Kingdom
Well, that's one nation.
Sweden
ME TOO, AMERICA!
United Kingdom
@Sweden: You have GOT to be kidding me...
United States of America
Oh, so good to see you again, Sweden! @UK: In your face, ha!
Sweden
Norway, I told you to stay out of my worldface account. I'll get you for this.
Albania
Hey there!
Norway
@Sweden: Oh, yes, go ahead and blame /me/ for your MPD. We all know you're more American than Swedish nowadays, anyway, there's no need to hide it.
Chile
Dislikes... stop the effin HAARP thing pretty please?
Quebec There is no Canada like French Canada! *hiccup*

Posted: 7th Mar at 12:52
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Turkey @USA ):
http://tit.wee/7QBGO6
Posted: 7th Mar at 12:48
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United States of America
What? You ashamed yet?
Turkey
So you want access to Iran? Yeeea- no.
United States of America
So you want to be part of Europe? ... No.
Turkey
Oh shi-
Armenia
...Sonuvabitch.
United Kingdom I'm speaking for Sealand. Who wants to let him be a nation, like us ? (personaly I don't want, but, he isn't in the list of coutries and... He wants speaaak ! T_T)

Posted: 7th Mar at 12:21 by Kumiko
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Principality of Sealand
Actually, I'm here. But I'm all up for it. Let me assert my independence, all of you!
Malta
There's an official list of requirements you need to meet to be a country, I can't remember all of them off the top of my head but I'm sure Sealand doesn't meet at least half of them. So no, he shouldn't be a country- it would mess up the guidlines.
United Kingdom
Oh, sorry. I didn't see you, you're so little :)
Malta
*guidelines. Also, see this- http://geography.about.com/od/politicalgeography/a/sealand.htm
Russia
Sealand ! Become one with me and there will be no problem anyway ! :)
Principality of Sealand
@Russia: But I want to be independent! How will joining someone else help me in that?
United Kingdom
Oh please. As if he'll fall for that trick, Russia.
Principality of Sealand
@UK: Does that mean I can be independent, mum?
United Kingdom
What gave you that daft idea? Now get back in the basement, Sealand.
Principality of Sealand
No way, old man...
Canada America screams like a little girl!

Posted: 7th Mar at 11:34
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England
I agree with you, for once :)
Canada
Eh, England, don't you always agree with me? :o
England
Oh no, I'm tracked down T_T ... Huh. I don't like you, Canada :)
Canada
What? Don't make me cry :(
France
I agree with this. And England, everyone likes Canada...
United States of America
Not me, France. Bwahahaha !
France
Really, l'Amérique? But you still scream like a little girl...
United States of America
You really piss me off France. MY NAME IS A-ME-RI-CA ! Or "United States of America". Huh.
Quebec
Les États-Unis d'Amérique.
United States of America
But in the Earth the world language is english. So here we speak english.
Brazil
That's what you think, America.
England
At least speak proper English, and not butcher my wonderful language. Soccer for football...and football for a rugby-like game? Honestly.
Wales
Padded rugby, how homo.
Canada
America is just jealous because no one likes them; we trade and everything but still.... not a big fan
United States of America
@Canada: :o
Vatican City @Everyone Why? Just Why?

Posted: 7th Mar at 05:59
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Denmark
The short answer is science, but I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.
Wales
The Discworld-geek answer is "because". Funnily enough, that's also the closest answer you'll get.
Northern Ireland
Haha, Wales reads Discworld!
Wales
And what's wrong with that?
Northern Ireland
Nothing :/ I just wanted to make fun of you... :(
Wales
Why? (And why the sad face?)
Northern Ireland
I just never get to make fun of anyone, everyone makes fun of me. Damn.
United Kingdom
Ah, you two stop whining and be glad to be part of the great British empire!
Spain
@VatiCity: Because no one expected the Spanish inquisition, as you like to remind us.
Wales
@NI- Take lessons in sarcasm, stealth insults and passive-aggressiveness. Then you're well on your way to make fun of whoever you want.
Russia In the 1990s, 50% of the deaths of my people were alcohol-related. D: So very sad... but I'm telling you, not all Russians are drunkards!

Posted: 7th Mar at 01:01
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Netherlands
Big deal.
England
Well, not anymore...
France
Anyway wine is the best :D
Republic of Ireland
Amateurs.
England
In Ireland they die when they don't drink... :/
Germany
Beer, the only alcohol that's true. :)
Finland
Nah, spirits are where it's at.
United States of America
No, you're all wrong, the best thing is Cherry Kool Aid! :D
Northern Ireland
Lightweight...
Poland
Wódka is the best. One thing I have to agree on with Russia. @Russia: I hope the number of alcohol-related deaths will decrease. :(
Quebec
... I'd answer to this, but right now I have too much blood in my Labatt Bleue
Akrotiri and Dhekelia hey guys... guys? hello?? anyone paying attention?

Posted: 6th Mar at 16:47 by HapsyColour
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North Korea
Who...are...you?
Canada
Hmph. Even I ignore you. Sealand too.
Herm
Seconding N.K.'s post. But who am I?
Herm
Hey, I've got two flags in one. Nice.
North Korea
@Herm: ~WHOOOO ARRRE YOU? WHO? WHO? WHO?~
Herm
Oh I'm another channel island apparently- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Guernsey-Herm.png
Hawaii
Still waiting on that gnarly tsunami for some killer waves bra! Dude I was so stoked.
Liechtenstein Hey guys! Come to Liechtenstein..... We are about to have stuff to do here! Once we get a bit more land.

Posted: 6th Mar at 15:29
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Switzerland
Liechtenstein can't do that without an army, China. And I haven't been exploiting her like you had exploited Japan.
Japan
You don't need land! Build up from where you are, Like we did!
China
And then expand into Switzerland ungratefully as soon as you can.
Slovakia Why is it still snowing here? It's march already... :/

Posted: 6th Mar at 09:46
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Poland
I know what you mean. T_T It was snowing here yesterday.
Canada
*eats an ice cream cone in the middle of a snowstorm* get a grip
Romania Today is Super Saturday! I'm ready for Eurovision! ;)

Posted: 6th Mar at 09:32
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Bulgaria
I hope you chose something nice....
United States of America My dream is world peace and I mean it!

Posted: 6th Mar at 05:56
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Japan
Cherry blossoms bloom/ Children laugh happily while/ We dream of world peace~
United States of America
And if anyone don't believe we want world peace, we're gonna send the B-52's in
Brazil
... I lol'ed.
United States of America
Are you saying you're against this concept, Brazil?
Canada
Is peace even in your dictionary? other than your supossive "peace makers"
United States of America
Canada, that hurt... How could you? Of course I love peace!
Russia Become one with me ?

Posted: 5th Mar at 23:07 by Tsubagniii
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Belarus likes this
Turks and Caicos Islands
I'm sorry, but we've already promised ourselves to Canada.
United Kingdom
You did WHAT, Turks and Caicos Islands? Oh my bloody - well, at least it's not America.
Chechnya
Do not want to be part of you
Belarus
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belarus
T__T
Russia
@Turks & Caico Islands : Canada has decided to become one with me, so it isn't a problem anyway. @Chechnya : Do you want to go into kolkhoze ? @Belarus : :)
Spain
I’ll tell you my answer after a little siesta, if you don’t mind.
Russia
If your answer is positive, you can sleep. Or not. :)
Canada
@Russia: I certainly did not.
Quebec
And neither did I.
Russia
@Canada : So Poland is a liar... He swore me that you would... I have to punish him :)
European Union
@Russia: Stop talking nonsense and get away from OUR Poland.
France Anyone else in a pissy mood and feeling the need to bring up historical wank again for no particularly good reason? I just got the sudden urge to punch America for not backing me up when I had my revolution. And after I pretty much pwned England for him too. Ungrateful brat.

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China
me too! Japan, you ungrateful piece of crap! after copying everything from us (language, culture etc) and you bully us later on? you little *beeeeep*
England
@France- /You/ feel hard done by?
Czech Republic
You and England have nothing to say, France; after leaving us to Nazis in the WWII. Shame on appeasement!
Scotland
I'm not even a freakin' country anymore. And I want my Goddamned independece already. So...Germany is the root of all evil?
South Korea
Japan knows what he did. And if he weren't annoying enough, he had to bring his Hetalia fanclub here!
North Korea
@SouthKorea: It's about your personfication fiasco, isn't it?
Quebec
majorité claire.
Belgium
Oh, none of you can even COMPREHEND the kinds of therapy I had to go through for what Germany did in WWI. Horny bastard.
China
None of us, Belgium? You sure about that?
Belgium
Okay, maybe you... But then again we're comparing European naughty bits to Asian naughty bits here. I still think I got the rougher deal, considering Germany's size. At least it wasn't Russia.
Poland
@Belgium: No comment...
Germany
@Poland: well, THAT'S out of character. -- Wait, I mean, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lithuania
Shut up Poland.
Austria
What is with Germany doing bad things all the time? I mean I thought he'd settled down a bit after WWI, but then he pulled at "I will kill everyone in the world!" crap on us. What gives, man?
Greece
That's right! Germany stole a lot of money from me in WWII, so it wouldn't be a bailout hypothetically speaking so much as REPARATIONS...
Netherlands Santilles
This leads me down to once conclusion: Germany is responsible for everything!
Quebec
Durham's report. assimilation. referendum. MAJORITÉ CLAIIIIRE
Austria
Don't forget when Prussia took Silesia from me. That was extremely traumatizing. Prussia may have been just as bad as the Germany we have now.
Taiwan
China, you jerk! I want my independence already!!!!
China
England! you get my whole country addicted to opium! you lousy drug dealer! and you took Hong Kong from me ):
United States of America
Shaddup you cheese eating surrender monkey!


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