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Japan is in labor that quickly! D:

Posted: 9th Feb at 01:03
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Italy don't get why there's two japans. Am I missing something here?

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:55
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Chile
Yeah, a few days worth of madness. It might be best not to ask...
Italy
Well, that never ever happend in World face! :O Doesn't it?
Bulgaria Is crying after seeing this video. Also, can we please take a step back from this madness just for a moment?
http://tit.wee/JBE5AM
Posted: 9th Feb at 00:54
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United States of America
points and laughs! Bulgaria, you sap!
Bulgaria
Oh whatever, I'm not ashamed. *That* would be sappy.
Haiti
loves it because it focuses on him. Me likey! :D
Christmas Island Well, this is awkward.

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:53
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United States of America vomits. Iggy! Clean this up for me!

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:53
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England
Sod off, why do you think I hire Poland?
Japan CAN AMERICA COME AND KICK NICE JAPAN, TOO? I SWEAR I WON'T PRESS CHARGES.

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:51
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United Nations
You can invite America to do whatever he wants, but nice!Japan may press charges against you. And America.
Japan
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, UN. I JUST WANT THE KID GONE.
Japan
But, after I'm in labor, we can sell the kid! :D
United States of America
kicks nice Japan hard in the nuts.
Japan
@Nice Japan: WHAT KIND OF PARENT SELLS THEIR OWN KID? I'D RATHER FUCKING KILL IT THEN LET IT LIVE WITH A LIFE LIKE THAT. I'M NOT /THAT/ FUCKED UP, SHIT. @America: I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID AND ALL, BUT A KID DOESN'T GROW IN THE FUCKING NUTS.
United Nations
*sigh* Nice!Japan, do you want to press charges?
Japan
@UN: Um....sure? *does so*
Japan @UN: Can you take an another DNA test please? Or other me is going to kill me if you don't!

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:38
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Japan
-TAPS HIS FOOT IMPATIENTLY- :| ......
Japan
.....I think..he will never do it, other me. He has alot of business to do!
Japan
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, NICE JAPAN. HE WILL, IF HE REALLY IS THE UN. IF NOT, I AM GOING TO CAUSE SOME FUCKING TROUBLE FOR HIM. BIG, BIG TROUBLE.
United Nations
Sorry about that, I was sorting out the Liechtenstein matter. Anyway, the father is indeed nice!Japan. I think so anyway... I can't tell you apart by DNA tests.
Japan
is in tears. H-H-He will never come!
Japan
Oh wait! He had! *wipes away the tears*
Japan
THE FATHER'S NICE JAPAN? ISN'T HE THE ONE WITH THE KID RIGHT NOW?
Japan
waves shyly. Hi?
France misses Joan of Arc. ;_;

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:35
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Canada
*latches onto France* No sentimentality for you, we gotta get down to business. Gymnastics and figure skating are coming up, and I have yet to master the split, if you catch my drift.
European Union
*dies*
France
@Canada: Go watch plushenko and you'll get it. I'm sure he had done some splits before.
United States of America
Jeez, France passing up an opportunity for sexy time? :O What is the world coming to?
European Union
I take it France didn't catch the drift. Or didn't want to. Ah, there he is, running of with Quebec.
Quebec
D: F-France? This is inexcusable and unacceptable! I declare this incestuous!
France
@Québec: What are you saying, mon cher, so suddenly? It is always you who pursues me and accosts me.
European Union
So, my dear Canada and US, what do you say to some exercise? After all, one of you needs to train for the olympics and the other lose some weight... ;)
United States of America
Can I play video games that simulate sports instead?
European Union
@US: You can do that after. I promise you will enjoy this much more. I learned some new cool moves from France, if you know what I mean ;)
Canada
Well since France isn't putting out (must be going through some weird phase), count me in! :D
Philippines has the swine flu! *cough*

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:21
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Andorra
here, have some of my medicines...
Mexico
uh...I'm sorry?
Philippines
@Andorra: Thank you! *cough* @Mexico: *glares*
Italy declares pasta to be better than Asian noodles. It's all in the tomato sauce, guys.

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:14
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China
Then that's not noodles. That's sauce.
Italy
*ignores* Pasta pasta I love pasta, it's a wonderful food! Rigatoni, mostaccioli, and spaghetti too!
Akrotiri and Dhekelia I've joined the pregnant club and FRANCE is the father!

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:07
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France
Oh, my dear :)
United Nations officially starts proceedings in the case Switzerland, et al. vs. United States. The defendant is the United States of America and the prosecutors are the Swiss Confederation, the Principality of Liechtenstein and the Republic of Kosovo.

Posted: 9th Feb at 00:04
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United States of America
Objection, it was an emergency abortion procedure.
United Nations
Even if that's true (which I doubt), Liechtenstein didn't /want/ an abortion, much less a forced one.
Liechtenstein
Uh....erhm....Hold it! I never wanted an arbortion! USA just did it randomly while I was in labor!
United Nations
My point exactly... does the defense have anything to add?
Liechtenstein
Um....no it does not.
United Nations
Hm... "defense" here means the defendant, ie. the United States.
United States of America
No. The defense rests.
Liechtenstein
Um....according to USA, the reason he do that such a thing is because he's a "strict democrat".
United Nations
Thank you, Liechtenstein. Please retake your seat for now. I would also like a statement from Switzerland, as he is the main prosecutor.
Switzerland
@UN:......He threatened my sister and her baby. That is all. -twitches-
United Nations
This Court has reached a decision: that the United States of America pay damages costs of 350,000 francs to the Principality of Liechtenstein, of 200,000 Swiss francs to the Swiss Confederacy and of 102,000 euros to the Republic of Kosovo.
Switzerland
>:D
United Nations
In addition, the defendant is ordered to lose some fat. We'll start with a whole leg, the amputation will be imminent.
United Nations
Court is adjourned. Thank you.
United States of America
B-B-BUT, DO I HAVE TO DO! BEING FAT IS MY JOB!
United States of America
Nooo! The fat is hot. Everyone says so!
Switzerland SUES USA BECAUSE WHAT HE DONE WITH LIECTENSTEIN!

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:59
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United Nations
Hm. Check ten statuses down.
Switzerland
Oh yeah! Didn't notice that! But, still suing him!
Japan WOULD LIKE TO SIGN ABORTION PAPERS FOR NICE JAPAN.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:55
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Japan
...Why? Do you want a nice child?
Japan
I DON'T WANT A CHILD AT ALL. HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THE GLORIOUS MOMENT YOU COMMIT SEPPUKU TO HIM? TOO COMPLICATED, TOO TROUBLESOME. GET RID OF HIM. UNLESS YOU CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
Japan
He will be full of moe! You love moe, right?
Japan
I FUCKING HATE MOE. WAIT WAIT, STOP. I'M JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. FIRST OF ALL: ARE YOU EVEN REALLY PREGNANT. TWO: IF SO, HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE, YOU COCK WIELDING SON OF A--... THIRD: WHEN DID I DRINK ENOUGH TO HOOK UP WITH /YOU/?!
Japan
I DON'T KNOW! IT'S JUST MAGIC! BLAME GOD!
Japan
HOLY SHIT... YOU'RE TALKING LIKE ME... YOU REALLY ARE PREGNANT, AREN'T YOU... OH FUCK, OH FUCK. THIS IS... THIS IS BAD. DO I HAVE TO TAKE PARENTING CLASSES?! DO I HAVE TO GET A JOB?! SHIT!! DO I... HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR THERAPY?! ARRGHH
Japan
Vietnam is taking maternity classes. *points down*
Japan
BUT-- I... I CAN'T DO THAT. I JUST-- AGH! I DIDN'T WANT A KID, I... I just wanted /you/! Now this has to happen?! There is no way I'm leaving you, and I have a feeling you won't get rid of the kid, either. I'll do it, okay? But I won't like it. I fu
Japan
** I fucking hate this, AND I FUCKING HATE /YOU/ AND WHATEVER MAGIC IS AT WORK HERE.
Japan
is crying in tears. BUT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! *sniff* HOW ABOUT WE CAN SELL THE CHILD! *sniff* O-O-Okay?
China
walks by. Aiyaah! Stop your bipolarness Japan!
Japan
@Nice Japan: I BET YOU THAT UN FUCKED UP THE DNA TEST ON PURPOSE SO IT WOULD PRESSURE ME INTO BECOMING A DECENT PER-- COUNTRY. DO IT AGAIN, I WANT SOLID PROOF. DO YOU HEAR ME, UN?! DO THE FUCKING TEST AGAIN, SHIT.
Japan
Um....I'll go ask him.
Japan
YOU FUCKING BETTER. AND WHILE YOU DO THAT... I'M GOING TO GO FIND A BAT TO BEAT YOU WITH JUST IN CASE.
Micronesia Here I am, randomly making a status. I like fish.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:49 by mayomayo
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Seychelles
I like fish too! Soul mates? :D
Micronesia
*hug* Soulmates, baby!
Akrotiri and Dhekelia is bored. Anyone wants to make me pregnant?

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:43
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France
I like it British!
Akrotiri and Dhekelia
@France: :D!
France
@Akrotiri and Dhekelia: Shall we, my dearest? ;)
Akrotiri and Dhekelia
@France: Of course, sweetie! ;3;
France
@Akrotiri and Dhekelia: Avec plaisire, mon cher.
Micronesia is a man, so I am not pregnant.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:37
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United States of America
Never heard of mpreg? That's what happened to me.
United States of America
rubs his tummy. I'm a man too and I'm pregnant!
European Union
Aw, USA, you're so cute like that.
Micronesia
I do not like mpreg.
Uruguay
@Micronesia: *rubs your tummy* Yep! You're pregnant! Welcome to the club!
Japan
glares.
Micronesia
OH HELL NO. AMERICA JUST FED ME A HAMBURGER, THAT'S ALL.
European Union
@USA: Want to get together, baby? You're too hot...
United States of America
@EU: No, UK is the only one for me! Besides, I'm pregnant!
European Union
@USA: With France, I know. But France belongs to me, you see. And UK actually too. So what hinders us?
United States of America
@EU:....Canada! B( *runs off to nowhere*
European Union
@US: But Canada left me for France! Why doesn't anyone love me?
Micronesia EVERYONE IS PREGNANT. And I said that I would not become pregnant, I read the past status's, and look! Some one decides to become Micronesia no. 2 and say that they are pregnant! D:

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:36
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Andorra
Wrong. I'm still not pregnant.
United States of America
Some hacked into your account? That or you have major bipolar issues like Japan!
Puerto Rico Does anyone knows the word "protection", "safe sex"? This is sick, how these ladies are getting pregnant by the minute and going into labor faster than Bella (Twilight's crap).

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:32
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United Kingdom
IT'S MAGIC~!
Australia
Yes, baby, you are completely right. Let's get high!
Puerto Rico
Hell, yeah! Let me get the bong and some kryptonite. Who else wants to join?
Liechtenstein FINALLY GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL! I'M NAMING HER VASH! :D

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:32
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Kosovo
:D
Vietnam is on her period, so she isn't pregnant.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:17
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China
You better not be.
Vietnam
Well, you're not the boss of me. That's Taiwan and Tibet.
Japan I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE ALL DAY AND PEOPLE ARE /STILL/ GETTING PREGNANT? SHIT. WELL... DID ANYONE HAVE GIRLS.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:17
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Japan
I'm pregnant and YOU'RE the father! B)
Japan
W-WHAT? HAHA, NICE JAPAN, I KNOW YOU LIKE GAY SHIT AND WHATEVER, BUT COME ON.
Japan
.....It's true, UN had a DNA test and Voila! :D
Japan
OKAY, I WAS TOO FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AND UH... FOR LACK OF BETTER WORD--SHOCKED--TO REPLY FAST ENOUGH. I THINK I HAVE A HEADACHE.
United Nations America, you are summoned to appear before the International Cour of Justice under a charge of flagrant human rights violations. The prosecutors are: the Swiss Confederation, the Principality of Liechtenstein and the Republic of Kosovo.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:13
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United States of America
.....What did I do? All I did is kick her!
United Nations
Exactly.
Ukraine ...I think I need a DNA test. D:!

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:13
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Australia
But, don't you get pregnant the last time? 0.0
United Nations
*sigh* Another one? The father's Brazil.
Brazil
Hot dayum.
Andorra Basterds! You will never get me!

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:13
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Switzerland DECLARES WAR ON AMERICA! NEVER DO THAT WITH MY SISTER, BITCH!

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:10
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Kosovo
Joins Switzerland!
United Nations
...*joins Switzerland*
India is pregnant with Iran's baby.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:09
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United States of America ...*KICKS LIECHTENSTEIN AND HER UNBORN BABY*

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:07
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Switzerland
YOU LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE! Liechtenstein, are you okay?
Liechtenstein
is shocked and sad! T^T WHY DID YOU DO THIS!
United States of America
Because I'm a strict Democrat. STRICT.
Kosovo
I will kill you now, USA!
Bangladesh .....Shit.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:03
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Bangladesh
Oh a double post! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bangladesh .....Shit.

Posted: 8th Feb at 23:03
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Bulgaria Ugh, there's vomit on the floor. POLAND! Come clean it up.

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:59
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Poland
BUT, I DON'T WANNA!
China I think I'm going to be sick with this! *vomits*

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:58
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Liechtenstein is still in labor. *screams as hell*

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:50
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Kosovo
what do i do? What do I do?!!!!
Liechtenstein
@Kosovo: GO GET HELP FROM SWISS!
Kosovo
@Liech: I'll try. In case I don't come back, he killed me.
Burma (Union of Myanmar) .....WTF is happening here?

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:49
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Laos
End of the world.
NATO convenes the case of Islamic Republic of Iran v. United Nations Organisation (DNA test appeal).

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:48
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European Union
Just to make sure, does this mean Iran disagrees with UN?
NATO
Yes. Iran requests independent re-testing.
European Union
Oh my. It seems I have to agree with Iran. Never expected that, though.
United Nations
Objection. Iran's trying to deny the obvious by calling this case.
European Union
No he's not. It's not obious at all. Just your misguided claim.
NATO
Overruled. UN, please sit down. A DNA sample will now be taken from the European Union. This test will be binding and without appeal.
NATO
The test results show that the father is Japan. Thank you, court adjourned.
Japan
What? No, I'm not!
Japan
NEITHER AM I.
Hong Kong HAI GUYS! Oh wait, what do I miss this time! EVERYBODY TELL ME! >:O

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:46
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United States of America
You still have that date with me.
Hong Kong
Oh yeah, that date. BUT, WHEN DID EVERYBODY GET PREGNANT! D:
United States of America
Well...that was different date...never mind.
France EU is actually my daughter. I had her with Belgium.

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:45
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Netherlands
LIKE HELL YOU DID FRANCE
Micronesia Uh...yeah. I'm feeling a little fat! DOES THAT MEAN I'M PART OF THE PREGNANT KIDS!?

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:45
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Palau
No. You just caught fatness from USA.
United Nations
Yes. It does. Niue is the father.
Micronesia
Well, that's great....*throws up*
Niue
What?
Micronesia
Oh hell where did you come from? WHY ID IT EVERY TIME I ACT AS A NATION, SOME ONE MAKES ME BIPOLAR?
Philippines SO MANY PREGNANCIES! DON'T TELL ME I'M GOING TO BE *throws up*

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:41
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Mexico
Don't worry. It's just swine flu.
Philippines
Good! *vomits*
Vietnam is holding maternity classes, in the Hague, just outside the UN building.

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:38
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Japan
WAIT FOR ME! :D
Sweden
Your baby is doing just fine. :)
Liechtenstein is in labor! D: HELP!

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:38
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Czech Republic Hey there. I'm feeling a bit strange. I have a hunch what it could be. UN?

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:34
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United Nations
Bloody hell, in nine months we'll be up to our knees in babies. Anyway, the father's either Slovakia or Slovenia, tests are inconclusive. Possibly both.
Czech Republic
@UN: I know I drunk too much, but...both? How is that even possible?
United Nations
A very strange incident which gave you twins, one from each father.
Slovakia
Wow... :O
Slovenia
Eh?
Slovenia
But we're both girls, UN, you know? Slovakia and me, I mean.
Slovakia
Yeah. And Czech is actually a guy. How did this happen? UN, you get it?
Andorra Still the only one untouched by the madness. Where the mighty fall, I persevere!

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:33
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Catalonia
is suspicous. Is that because you're a hermaprodite, right?
Andorra
No, Catalonia! Why would you think so? I'm just a virtuous pure maid not corrupted by the world of perverts like...eh, you know who.
Belgium just gave birth to a baby boy. I'm calling him Francis and then I'll give it to France!

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:31
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France
Aw, baby, you're so nice to me...
Belgium
@France: IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T WANT THE CHILD, OKAY!?
France
@Belgium: But why? It is the ultimate proof of our love and passion!
Belgium
@France: *just gives the god damn baby and runs away*
France
Aw, Belgium, he has your eyes!
Japan UN~! SOMEBODY NEED A DNA TEST HERE DESPITE HE'S A MAN! BD

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:30
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United Nations
Oh shite... the father's nice!Japan. *hides*
Japan
@UN:.....:D?
European Union Oh yay! It seems I am pregnant too! New baby :)

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:24
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Albania
NOT AN ANOTHER ONE! NOT AN ANOTHER ONE! DDD:
European Union
Yes, Albania, I'm afraid it's true! Call the UN!
Albania
OH UN~! GO GET YOU'RE ASS BACK HERE!
United States of America
Wut?!
Canada
What's happening here?
United Nations
Oh... erm... it's, well, ahem... the father's Iraq.
European Union
No, I'm afraid it's not true! Get your damn tests checked, UN!
United Nations
My mistake... it's Iran.
European Union
*sighs* UN's gone crazy. Please. Once again. What you claim is impossible.
United States of America
Oh em gee. UN, you're results are not to my liking, either.
United Nations
Nope, it's definately Iran.
Iran
You test the results again, now. UN. Or you will find yourself floating up above on the nuclear cloud or something. You get it? We are not this kind.
United Nations
For the third time, it's Iran.
Iran
*uses that hidden WMD's on UN* Any last words?
Iran
appeals the test and seeks independent confirmation at the Hague court.
United Nations
The UNO covers the whole world (except Kosovo and some insignificant islands). You can't nuke the whole world. And, I'll allow the appeal.
Iran
I can. But since you allow it...
European Union
I don't allow anything! Get out, all of you!
Belgium Okay guys, I'm going to get an abort--- *is in labor right now! D:*

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:23
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Vatican City
Too late. The truth shall prevail!
NATO is pregnant.

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:20
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Albania
NOT AN ANOTHER ONE! D:
United Nations
I'm the father!
Andorra vomits

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:18
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Andorra
WTF who hacked my account? I don't! I am not!
Andorra
Oh fuck *throws up* UN, come here, pls!
United Nations
Hmm. What you have here is a bad dose of swine flu.
Andorra
Well thank goodness. That can be cured. *eats all the medicines*
Seychelles just got an abortion! I'M NO LONGER PREGNANT NOW! :D

Posted: 8th Feb at 22:14
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Andorra
Good for you. Neither am I.
Vatican City
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL.


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