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France We would like to get rid of Raymond Domenech before the World Cup. Please someone help us...
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United Kingdom Who here thinks Sealand counts as a country? I, of rone, certainly don't.
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Saint Vincent and the Grenadines new album out today!
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Zimbabwe Mugabe!? Shmugabe!
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Zimbabwe i have $253643569443728949532.09 to spend, what can I buy?
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South Africa http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8557582.stm - not so much "no sex please, we're British" anymore, huh. Oh, and thanks, I guess.
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Niue Do I really exist?
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China AIYAA!
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Russia America, I'm sorry for being mean to you about the Olympics. And your male figure skater. Please accept my sincere apology and come to Sochi in 2014. I promise we will not put poison in his food or itching powder in his costume.
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Wales I'm so fly my left wing is Conservative
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Scotland It was like chocolate milkshake but more orangey in colour
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Canada Canada is better than the US at everything!
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Australia Mates...this place is looking dull today, are ya'll still having hangover from the party over the weekend...
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Moldova This is Transnistria speaking, demanding that you bow down and acknowledge me now!
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Canada would like to trade boss with America
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Somalia needs a new pirate navy ..thanks a lot france:(
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Iraq is still riding a democracy high. http://tit.wee/OJDJ7B
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Norway @Somalia: Hey! Give that back! http://tit.wee/5M63
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Japan GOT RICE, BITCH? GOT RICE? GOT FOOD, GOT SOUP, GOT SPICE?!
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North Korea wants to do a nuclear missle test but can't!
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Greece is really grateful to France and Germany for helping me! http://tit.wee/S7X12Y
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Canada Why does Quebec have it's own flag on this?
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Canada What country has the hottest girls and why?
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Akrotiri and Dhekelia How did you find worldface? :O
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Iceland thinks NOT.
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North Korea supports world peace! Come, we can solve our problems with the nuclear missles! :D
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England is having pork chops boiled spuds peas ngravy for lunch yum yum
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United States of America I absolutely love you, America!
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Quebec There is no Canada like French Canada! *hiccup*
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United Kingdom I'm speaking for Sealand. Who wants to let him be a nation, like us ? (personaly I don't want, but, he isn't in the list of coutries and... He wants speaaak ! T_T)
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Canada America screams like a little girl!
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Vatican City @Everyone Why? Just Why?
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Russia In the 1990s, 50% of the deaths of my people were alcohol-related. D: So very sad... but I'm telling you, not all Russians are drunkards!
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Akrotiri and Dhekelia hey guys... guys? hello?? anyone paying attention?
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Liechtenstein Hey guys! Come to Liechtenstein..... We are about to have stuff to do here! Once we get a bit more land.
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Slovakia Why is it still snowing here? It's march already... :/
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Romania Today is Super Saturday! I'm ready for Eurovision! ;)
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United States of America My dream is world peace and I mean it!
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Russia Become one with me ?
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France Anyone else in a pissy mood and feeling the need to bring up historical wank again for no particularly good reason? I just got the sudden urge to punch America for not backing me up when I had my revolution. And after I pretty much pwned England for him too. Ungrateful brat.
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Republic of Ireland We are picking our "Eurovision" entry tonight. Dont worry. Its fairly shite so far... COME ON EASTERN EUROPE!!!!
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Mexico My capital is so totally gay...and it's fabulous!
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South Georgia and The South Sandwich Islands Do I get points for having, like, the most awesome name ever?
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Bulgaria invented Yogurt, not Greece, not Turkey. I also invented Macedonia, too bad they will not realize it.
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The Falklands is part of Britain!
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England Going for a spot of tea
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Australia BLIMEY! I SAY, I DO BELIEVE I FANCY SOME SCONES!
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