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Slovenia So guys...is that "Report Offensive Content" button new,m or have I just missed it until recently???

Posted: 21st Mar at 04:17
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Serbia How about reforming Jugoslavija?

Posted: 20th Mar at 23:42
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Slovenia
Never! Don't wanna get kicked from the EU...

Russia
Yugoslavia sucked, anyway.

Croatia
Not anymore than the SSSR, in fact...

Kosovo
Good luck trying with just you and Vojvodina :P

United Kingdom thinks "Freedom Fry" sounds like the super alter-ego of a certain comedian.

Posted: 20th Mar at 23:22
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Maldives likes this

Maldives
Stephen Fry? hes cool.

Maldives The real me is an asshole who has nothing better to do than wittle away my life in front of a computer screen. Even though I don't know a thing about the Maldives, I still insist on posting the most asinine comments in the world. Yay, me!

Posted: 20th Mar at 23:01
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Maldives
lol ok fake "maldives" im not sure whether there is only one Maldivian guy posting comments and stuff, but i must say, im using my phone to post this HAHAHA! :P

United Nations
who ever that is pretending to be Maldives and posting junkie statuses, u lame SOB! wait till i rally my peace keeping forces and KICK ur fake a$$! that's right your fake A$$, cuz u dont have a real one. oh, and im gonna freeze all your bank accounts and

United Nations
and treat myself to macdonalds with it! yummy!

Brazil
Yeah. The guy who put up this status is an A-class asshole. Fuck you pretenders.

Peru
2nd Maldives: there's an easy way to tell if there's more than one Maldives- if you're not the one who posted the status then there's definitely at least one other.

Canada
stick to your countries people.

Western Sahara
But jumping from country to country is fun! This way you'll never know who's who.

Maldives
Wester Sahara... hey... u've got a point! :D

NATO
If everyone sticks to their country, no one will be able to post as UN, for example. I don't think that should be a requirement. Even if you stick to your country, you are still able to post redundant nonsense.

Maldives
My point is I'd rather have Hetalia back than have people spew nonsense that doesn't relate to politics or current events at all. Hetalia was annoying--yes. But it at least made sense. Whereas now, posts are usually something along the lines of: RANDO

Maldives
...continued. RANDOM COUNTRY: -insert stereotype- MALDIVES: LOL, LYK CHEESE! And the only reason I picked Maldives was he/she feels the need to comment on every other status. Also, I enjoy that the same person used different countries to post multiple

Maldives
...continued again (sorry) replies to make it seem like I am truly the scurge of WorldFace. Stay classy, Maldives. :D

England @France, Say one word and we'll slice your cock off.

Posted: 20th Mar at 21:46
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France
D:

Maldives
@France don't worry about it, its not like England can slice ALL your cocks off :)

Scotland
*giggle*

France
Indeed, the sight of a cockerel must be quite distressing for you at this moment in time ;D

United Kingdom Scotland, you're my baby and everything, but stretching out that penalty kick in Croke Park wasn't very nice.

Posted: 20th Mar at 18:53
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Scotland
Don't care. At all. Understand that. Don't wanna be in the goddamned UK. Leave me alone D:

United States of America SPRINGTIME HAS COME TO GERMAAAANY~! WINTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE!

Posted: 20th Mar at 17:00
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Austria likes this

Germany
Dislike.

Sweden
Dislike.

Finland
Dislike.

Poland
Super mega dislike...

France
Dislike x50

United States of America is watching one of JAPAN'S shows. :p

Posted: 20th Mar at 14:21
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Maldives likes this

Maldives
same here lol

Maldives some ruthless county should come and colonize us, before we sink of course ^_^

Posted: 20th Mar at 14:01
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United Kingdom
That sounded a bit weird... even to me.

France
Sorry, Maldives, I don't have "counties". Ask UK or USA, they'll be glad to help you.

Cornwall
If he becomes another county of England, I shall kill myself.

France I didn't get the "Baguette shoe" thing, anyone care to explain?

Posted: 20th Mar at 08:40
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Luxembourg
Actually, I've been wondering about that, too.

Maldives
nope nothing here except for this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Baguette

United States of America
On a related note, I'm sure the solar powered mood turnip will be both a solution to our energy woes and a powerful tool to foster world peace through interpersonal understanding.

Denmark Awwwww. Who's an adorable widdle dictator? You are! You are! (http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/nina-maria-kleivans-potency-exploring-the-meaning-of-evil-8468)

Posted: 20th Mar at 03:45 by somethingrotten
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Austria
I know I am. You will all obey.

Maldives
awwwww!!! cutest dictators ive ever seen!

Norway
Can't believe they said: Danish-Norwegian. I have nothing to do with *you*

United States of America IT'S MY MCDONASLD'S! MIIIIIINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME! Lady Liberty could use some meat on those thighs anyways... (http://www.good.is/post/why-does-a-salad-cost-more-than-a-big-mac/?ocid=xnetr3-5)

Posted: 20th Mar at 03:34 by samluvslibby
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United Kingdom
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35938575/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/

Brazil
I do not see why the commentors felt the need to drag me into this...

Angola
or me...lol@UK

Sierra Leone Some jokes aren't funny (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35954868/ns/world_news-africa/)

Posted: 20th Mar at 03:27
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Georgia likes this

France
*dislike* ):

Slovenia http://z7.invisionfree.com/Hetalia_RP_Forums/index.php Good night.

Posted: 20th Mar at 03:15
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United States of America LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

Posted: 20th Mar at 00:03
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France
Is that an offer? ;)

England
You French bastard. I knew you'd cheat on me sooner or later. Bloody hell!

Canada
I love the whole world, and all it's sights and sounds, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada. I love the whole world, and all it's craziness, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada...

Bahamas
Oh how romantic!

United States of America
@ France- Its not just an offer, ITS AN INVITATION BABY.

Canada
I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place, but seriously, what is the big difference between an offer and an invitation?

United Kingdom
@Canada: You have been corrupted by all that french-speaking going around at your place, I see.

Canada
@UK- No, I meant what is the difference in the definition of the two words. Like saying "that wasn't a rectangle, it was a quadrilateral" if you see what I mean.

France is not a cheese eating surrender monkey

Posted: 19th Mar at 23:15 by Matt
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United States of America
And I'm the Queen of England.

Italy
True, you're much more into butter than cheese

Latvia is not afraid of Mr. Soviet Reunion-Russia. (OHMAI, DOES THAT MAKE ME "OOC"? Good.)

Posted: 19th Mar at 22:48
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Russia
Meh, suit yourself. The Red Army will be in Riga very soon.

Latvia
Is that so. Best of luck, then.

Russia
The Russian Federation is now in a state of war with the Republic of Latvia.

United Nations
Christ... really? How many times in one night. Maldives, where the heck are you?

Georgia
OH MY GOD LATVIA HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS

United States of America is watching you know what!

Posted: 19th Mar at 22:39
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Maldives
is it what i think it is? ;)

United Nations
Naughty naughty.

England
Don't worry, everyone, it's only American football.

Maldives
oh... and i thought.. oh well.. :(

England
@Maldives: Even so. This is bad enough as it is.

Republic of Ireland http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8575734.stm Vatican City, is that it?

Posted: 19th Mar at 22:29
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Vatican City
I cannot change a man's heart. I am truly, truly sorry.

Republic of Ireland
Well, at least check the freakin' priests!

Russia is having a Soviet Reunion.

Posted: 19th Mar at 21:52
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Lithuania
DISLIKE

Russia
Hi, Liet. Become one with me, y/y?

NATO
Good grief. Not this again.

Russia
Yes, NATO. The USSR is back. This time, stronger and more powerful than ever.

Estonia
(okay, Estonia, deep breaths, I'm an independent Nordic nation, I'm an independent Nordic nation, ...)

Russia
Okay, Estonia, you're one of my Union Republics, you're always going to be a Union Republic...

Estonia
*fingers in ears* LA LA LA

Russia
*nukes Tallinn* NOW WHAT, BITCH?

Estonia
man, if that's it you give me for a reference to the singing revolution, I'm not playing.

Russia
Silence, Estonia. Get in your cage.

Estonia
oh, NATO~~~

Russia
NATO can't save you this time.

NATO
*leans* You were saying?

Estonia
THANK you.

Russia
Sod off, NATO.

Bulgaria
It's always Russia, isn't it?

NATO
@Russia: No. @Bulgaria: Yes.

New Caledonia wanna date New Zealand !

Posted: 19th Mar at 20:51 by sc
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New Caledonia
What this f*cken flag ??? NOT MY FLAAAAG U_U

France
SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT YOUR FLAG TILL I DECIDE TO LET YOU GO !

New Zealand
Will shave my sheeps ? All of them NC ?

Australia
So New Caledonia is French! I've always wondered...

Scotland
@ Australia - you've heard of the Auld Alliance and all that

Italy America's gangsters were cooler in the 30s, cause you know what they are now? LAAAAAAME. They have bad music too.

Posted: 19th Mar at 20:11
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United States of America
It's on now homeboy. Yo I'mma whup your ass off to that freaking leaning tower and then dice your ho like pizza slices. Mario ain't got nothin' on my street skillz, jump out the boondocks like it's raining pasta and olive oil brah brah brah man.

United States of America
RESPECT SON. ...*What is this I don't even*

United Kingdom
:| The bloody wank was that, America?

Japan
...Baccano anyone? I SWEAR this one's actually good!

Maldives
@Italy, yea im with you on this one

Indonesia is not Monaco, stop getting us confused.

Posted: 19th Mar at 18:43
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Monaco
What, I thought you were Poland...

Poland
No, I'm like this instead.

Romania
I wish people would remember that my name isn't Chad.

Chad
I remember. I don't see why people would get us mixed up anyway.

Monaco
Poland, you're upside down...

Chad
...oh right, I see now.

Andorra
Romania - are you my dad or something?

Poland
Monaco- how do we know it is not /you/ that is upside down?

Spain
Andorra- *ahem* you might want to look at the geographical clues for who your parents might be.

Monaco
@Poland: Because I said so. And Indonesia, too. So we're the majority here.

Andorra
@Spain: Are you going to tell me, then? Because your flag looks different. :(

Malta
Monaco- what am I then?

Spain
That's like saying Chad and Romania are your parents, nevermind the different continents, and not only that, but were spectacularly unoriginal in creating a flag, doing the equivilent of calling you Romania Jr. or something.

Andorra
@Spain: And your point is? Who else would think of this flag anyway?

Monaco
Ah Malta, my lovely daughter :)

Spain
Have you seen the flags of the world? About three quarters of them are variations on the horizontal or vertical tricolour. To answer your question- half the world has thought of that flag.

Romania
@Andorra: Maybe I'm the "mailman" ;)

Slovenia
I wish people would stop calling me Slovakia

Slovakia
Who are you again?

Russia
I think you two have spilled a little something... right there.

Serbia
You guys crack me up. How did you even do that.

Nicaragua
Geez, what do you expect with tricolors? Why don't you try something a little more original?

El Salvador
@Nicaragua: Aren't you a tricolour, too?

Nepal
I like the way you think, Nicaragua.

Nicaragua
No. We have TWO colors. It's called a "triband", and it's much easier to recognize.

Argentina
Right. Why don't we all take a lesson from Nepal?

Honduras
sounds like a plan to me.

Guatemala
I'll just take the easy way out.

Honduras
... you're giving me a crick in my neck.

Catalonia
@Andorra dear, you're one of mine. @Spain, your red and yellow came from Arag�n's flag, but where do you think he got it from? We used to be married, you know.

Moldova
Good thing Transnistria hasn't gotten their way here yet

Japan "Easiest Flag to Draw" contest anyone? :D

Posted: 19th Mar at 18:13
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Libya
Sure!

Libya
Let's do it.

Belize
I don't want.

British Indian Ocean Territory
I don't like this game.

Kiribati
Well... :/

Turkmenistan
Sounds great! I can draw my flag in my sleep :)

United States of America
MINE IS THE EASIEST FLAG EVER!

Maldives
walk in the park :)

Bhutan
:(

Wales
Err...

Quebec We'l get independance, then annex America.

Posted: 19th Mar at 16:16
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Canada
Annex America first, and then we can talk.

United States of America
D:

Maldives
lol

Thailand now knows how women feel...
http://tit.wee/JNKM1U
Posted: 18th Mar at 02:16 by paddedthai
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United States of America See? See? I told you! The world will end in 2012!
http://tit.wee/6YGUHD
Posted: 16th Mar at 02:23
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Quebec
Of course the world will end in 2012, but not for the reasons you believe. I'll be because Sarah Palin will run for president

United States of America
Eh, the world will only end if she *wins*...even I don't think that will happen.

Greece Help! We're sinking!
http://tit.wee/CG7XRW
Posted: 16th Mar at 00:02 by ben
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European Union
You know - this wouldn't have happened if you listened to me in the first place :/

Germany
Talk to the hand. And I 'hand' I mean 'IMF'.

Maldives
@Greece us too! :(

Tuvalu
Come join the club

Japan Maybe there's something to the western thinking of bad things coming in threes...
http://tit.wee/T7XEG
Posted: 15th Mar at 07:47
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Russia man I am so out of shape. Time to hit the gym.
http://tit.wee/BVGSQ
Posted: 14th Mar at 00:30
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Georgia HELP HELP OH GOD IT'S THE USSR ALL OVER AGAIN
http://tit.wee/W7EC5B
Posted: 13th Mar at 20:07
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Czech Republic
I certainly hope not :(

Israel totally just pissed off Clinton. Sorry, Hillary. We're still cool, right?
http://tit.wee/S6M6LW
Posted: 13th Mar at 06:23 by Ashtonkish
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United States of America
Hey, who messes with Hillary messes with me, you...!

Switzerland For the last time- it will /not/ create a blackhole, that was just something the press jumped on as it was the only scientific part of the LHC that they could vaguely understand.
http://tit.wee/UFT5Y2
Posted: 12th Mar at 20:40
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Canada likes this

Switzerland
Hah, it only took a week for it to appear...

France
Hmm... time dilation?

Germany
Maybe you guys *are* hiding a black hole.

Switzerland
You can't see a black hole why bother hiding it? :D Ah, my sense of humour has warped a bit lately what with all these scientists around. You would not believe the puns they come up with.

Switzerland
Seriously though, if there was a black hole that lasted more than a split second, you wouldn't even have time to come up with a conspiracy theory.

United States of America
This is the proof that crazy Europeans are trying to take over the world! I knew it!

Germany
Your banking industry is run by a black hole, isn't it? ... although your black hole seems to be evaporating lately (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/19/business/worldbusiness/19ubs.html).

United Kingdom
Ah, all physics runs on puns and whimsy. It is a known fact.

Switzerland
Everytime one of them writes "Large Hadron Collider" it's all "ooh, mind the spelling ;D" and what? The banking issue? Well yes, everyone has been affected.

Germany
The black hole that powers your banking industry is Hawking-radiating...oh nevermind.

Switzerland
@UK- I agree, a key part of being a scientist is coming up with snappy quotes to be remembered by.

Switzerland
While we're on the topic here's a favourite of mine from Fritz Zwicky: "Spherical bastards... why spherical? Because they're bastards whichever way you look at them".

Kosovo Hey guys can I be independent now?

Posted: 19th Mar at 13:02 by durpface
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Slovenia likes this

Serbia
DISLIKE

Republic of Ireland
We tried it and the result so far: Govt = Corrupt, incompetant idiots. Bankers = Screwd us up and destroyed our economy. Church = As above but x by 100. Just replace the word "Economy" with "children". Hoping the Queen of England will take us back

United Kingdom
@REI: Aw, baby if you miss me you can come back anytime :)

Republic of Ireland
Thank you Mam. Bags packed..... um...... do we have to bring Northern Ireland?

United Kingdom
No worries, Ireland, NI is already here ...

France Norway broke my heart ! :'(

Posted: 19th Mar at 09:25 by Frog
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Sweden likes this

Norway
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the F*CK over it!

England
want your neck done frwenchy

United Kingdom
I need to hear about this.

Maldives I'm a spammer! Spam, spam, spam; that's all I do~! I'm a retard! My recent world update is that my IQ is dropping at a rate of 50% per second! YAAAAAY!!!

Posted: 19th Mar at 05:10
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Maldives likes this

Kiribati
look, are you trying to ENCOURAGE climate change?

Madeira
thats okay, cuz im a lamer :D

Maldives
Just thought that it would be funny to hack the spammer. It's not as though this one post is going to have a huge impact, considering the steaming piles of garbage that have been piling up.

NATO
I agree.

Barbados
I actually can't argue any of this.

United Arab Emirates is going in for shark therapy
http://tit.wee/MWJVR
Posted: 19th Mar at 05:04
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Maldives likes this

Sark
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Netherlands America: look, I know you still have hangups, but this is seriously, seriously not cool.
http://tit.wee/RSBP7
Posted: 19th Mar at 05:01
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United States of America
Stupid guy is stupid. That's not my fault.

Canada
It's always your fault.

United States of America
Canada D:

NATO
And that used to be my commander. I'm ashamed now.

Italy I did enjoy my birthday...thank you.

Posted: 19th Mar at 03:18 by romanpasta
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United States of America
oh! Happy birthday! ...do you have, like, a national drink or something? And can I dye it special colors?

Germany
Happy Birthday Italia.

Maldives
Happy birth day!

United Arab Emirates "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"... try sayin tht fellas

Posted: 18th Mar at 22:47
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Maldives
lol nice one

United Nations Someone PLEASE shut the Maldives up?

Posted: 18th Mar at 21:03
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Russia
sorry, but aren't u guys suppose to stop other countries from picking on smaller ones?

Afghanistan
@Russia: You're one to talk.

Georgia
Russia, please...

NATO
Russia is right, shame on you all

Madeira
@UN- I sort of tried, but it didn't go too well. Thing is, they're not going to stop until they want to.

Maldives
Madiera: lol u sound like as if u did SO much in doing that LMAO! :P

Maldives women... http://www.explosm.net/comics/1945/

Posted: 18th Mar at 20:43
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Republic of Ireland
Cyanide and Happiness has been pretty poor for a long time now

Madeira Message to Maldives- It's admirable that you're increasing the activity of this place, but how about trying to do so with a bit of class?

Posted: 18th Mar at 20:00
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Portugal likes this

Maldives
ill ignore that

Madeira
Fine, it's just that you're coming across as a blatent spammer.

Maldives
you mean "blatant" right?

Madeira
Exactly

Maldives
sorry about the previous, "loose Maldives", must be some kid trying me an ass.

Malaysia
*trying to be

United Kingdom im in the shit... my study group is wrong man im in quatum physics but wanted quim olypics .... discus?

Posted: 18th Mar at 19:31
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United Kingdom
bastard even the spell checker hates me . french its gotta be the french gits

Malta
@1st UK- I think you're on the wrong site...

United Kingdom
bollocks malting

Malta
You on predictive text or something?

Maldives
T9 = the best

North Korea is about to explode with excitement.

Posted: 18th Mar at 18:44
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United States of America
PUT YOUR NUKES AWAY. >:C

Denmark
can we have your starters? ie the dogs

Maldives
that means fire works right?

Maldives somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavee meee!!!

Posted: 18th Mar at 17:08
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Switzerland
I find the above link to be a better medium through which you can... express yourself.

United Kingdom
It's mine!

Argentina
No! It's mine!

Uruguay
is confused. :/

Ecuador
Me too. They're not getting mixed up with "Malvinas" are they?

Chile
@Ecuador Yeah, pretty much they are... but is funny, let them do it.

Afghanistan
dickheads

Maldives
dickheads

Fiji
Hey look! The trolls are multiplying!

British Indian Ocean Territory
They're like bacteria!

Fiji
Bacteria with internet!

New Zealand
Fiji ftw ...

Pakistan UK, France, Spain, I think I'll be right in saying a job well done? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8573783.stm

Posted: 18th Mar at 14:56
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United Kingdom likes this

Madagascar Well everyone I heard that some guy coughed in China, I'm gonna have to close my borders now.

Posted: 18th Mar at 14:25
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Mexico
BREAKING NEWS Swine flu arrives in Madagascar.

United States of America
HAHAHA

Italy heyamboo italiano backdoors

Posted: 18th Mar at 14:11
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Fiji Australia, New Zealand, thanks guys. I feel so happy *blub* And depressed, 'cause ya know, that cyclone was pretty damn devastating. http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/1044134/1/.html

Posted: 18th Mar at 13:00
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Australia
'Course mate!

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