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Japan Cybering, anyone? C'mon, I'm loneleeeeeey...

Posted: 13th Mar at 05:14
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North Korea
U Ronery???

NATO is fermented soybeans.

Posted: 13th Mar at 05:13
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United States of America *yawn* The Middle East is getting so BORING. Why can't England just like... slap France or something so I can again be entertained by your immature squabbling?

Posted: 13th Mar at 03:35
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Belgium
Actually, it's not that entertaining at all...

France
Well excuuuuuuuusez-moi, Belgium. When you've been at constant war with someone for centuries, you're bound to run out of fresh material. At least we were somewhat interesting up until the Suez Crisis or so, then I admit things got silly.

Belgium
Don't worry about that, dear France, at least I know that everytime you two happen to disagree at the EU meeting I can just go to sleep right then, because nothing else will be done at that point...

United Kingdom
Only because the frog over there won't bloody stop picking stupid fights to satisfy his own ego and try to compensate for the fact that he was never as great an empire as me!

United States of America is listening to lady gaga. *o*

Posted: 12th Mar at 22:13
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Canada, Guatemala and Poland like this

Denmark Feedback from the Copenhagen report isn't looking too good.

Posted: 12th Mar at 20:30
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India
I signed the bloody thing, what else do you want?

Thailand is attending "Red Shirt Protest" on Saturday.

Posted: 12th Mar at 05:26 by OneNightinBangkok
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Thailand
...with just a few (armed) friends... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8563538.stm)

Paraguay
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt - No relation to that, I'm guessing.

Thailand
*high five*

Paraguay
*high fives back*

Turkey has removed Sweden from their friends list. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8563483.stm)

Posted: 12th Mar at 05:21 by Baklava
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Sweden likes this

Armenia
Serves you right

Iran Reading How to win a war for Dummies...

Posted: 12th Mar at 00:15 by gbg
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Afghanistan likes this

United States of America
Where'd you buy that - I need a copy!

France
Could you lend me it when you're done?

Akrotiri and Dhekelia Psssh, China is an emo old man. PASS IT ON.

Posted: 11th Mar at 23:44
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Hong Kong I LIKE MY STEAMED BUNS NICE AND WARM, BIG BROTHER.

Posted: 11th Mar at 21:49
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China
I know, I know. Aiyaa.

United States of America listens to China sings a emo ballad!

Posted: 11th Mar at 21:01
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China
N�� sh�� q��gu��i de, America...

United States of America
Ching chang wong hai, China!

South Korea
That's not funny, America! Don't encourage Japan's stupid shows!

Wales Now this is unrelated to anything in the news but I want to pose a question, so play along or ignore. Which country (when you could be any country/ province at all) do you post as most and why?

Posted: 11th Mar at 20:08
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Droitwich Spa
Droitwich spafag reporting in

Catalonia
Like Manuel in Fawlty Towers, I am from Barcelona.

United States of America
IS FUCKING AWESOME. I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT AND NO ONE WILL GIVE A DAMN.

Slovenia
I talk to someone from here and nobody else was Slovenia.

Chile 6.9, 6.7, 6.0...~~ shaking Another tsunami?? ohhh...

Posted: 11th Mar at 17:27
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Mexico yeah!!!!! we won the race for the richest guy in the world... whos your daddy, whos your daddy, whos your daddy...

Posted: 11th Mar at 15:52 by GBG
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United Nations
No idea, you were adopted.

England has got a hangover....great night out with usa hey yoo guys

Posted: 11th Mar at 09:32
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United States of America likes this

France
Why wasn't I invited, mon amour?~

Mauritius Getting ready for my National Day tomorrow... Bring on the flags (red, blue, yellow and green)

Posted: 11th Mar at 05:59 by anliz
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Libya
You're gay.

Greece does not feel like dancing

Posted: 11th Mar at 05:42
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Cyprus
...even if the old Joanna plays?

Haiti ...hey, guys. Remember me??

Posted: 11th Mar at 02:36
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United States of America
I'm the USA, who the hell are you?

Haiti
...I'm a poor person. You like to give money to poor people and take it from the rich, right?

United States of America
Cuz I'm America, F*** YEAH!

European Union
Asking the entirely wrong country there, Haiti...

United States of America ...I think I gained weight. D: Did I gain weight? I think I did.

Posted: 11th Mar at 01:49
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Russia, Aland and France like this

Japan
LOL

United Kingdom
Yeah yeah yeah, you're a fat bastard. Who cares? I'm having an issue with my cult, so stop obsessing over your fat ass, and listen.

United States of America
Daaaaaaamn, it is fat... Ew, I have one of those jiggly butts!

Iceland
well I was ready to harpoon you...

United Kingdom
So get off your fat, jiggly ass and start doing some freaking exercise. Why do you think anyone cares?

Wales
@Iceland: That is never funny. :|

Canada
America, I've been wanting to say this for centuries now: Shut the fuck up. Since when are you so insecure about how you look? I mean, look at your dangly Florida! It's disturbing! And your personality is one-dimensional and bland.

Canada
Your ass is the least of your problems!

United States of America ...Gotta get back, back to the past - Samurai Jack! WATCH OUT!

Posted: 11th Mar at 01:40
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Canada
Feeling nostalgic US?

United States of America
I wish I could go back to the good old days when cartoons were good and there wasn't a schizophrenic teenage slut to be seen on TV.

Australia Today, I got punched by a Kangaroo named Jack. MLIA (mate).

Posted: 11th Mar at 00:09
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United States of America likes this

United Kingdom
HAHA! Bloody hooligan got what was coming.

United States of America is going to win eurovision this year! :D

Posted: 10th Mar at 23:53
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Norway
How nice for you. But say, does this mean you have merged with a European country? (Is going to enjoy this response)

European Union
I have conquered America, MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Bosnia and Herzegovinia
Pah, you havent got anything on us, who somehow do surpisingly well everytime.

England
That was not funny, Norway.

Norway
Why not? I didn't offer a suggestion as to /which/ country they could've merged with.

Mexico COULD ANYBODY HELP US WITH THE WAR ON DRUGS...PLEASE????

Posted: 10th Mar at 17:16 by GBG
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Guatemala
what. Mexico would never say such a thing.

United States of America
Need more weapons?

Mexico
Shut up Guatemala!!! This is between the Northern Countries, you dont count...

United States of America
I'll let you borrow Lil Wayne.

Guatemala
>8X

Tibet China, is this really necessary?
http://tit.wee/0NCQZ3
Posted: 10th Mar at 17:14
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China
:|

Tibet
Any other comment?

China @US: I'm still annoyed at you. You know what you did.
http://tit.wee/130O83
Posted: 8th Mar at 21:10
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United Kingdom China, be ashamed. You have no place between civilized countries of this world. http://current.com/1g1dc4c

Posted: 10th Mar at 10:12
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China
>:|

United States of America Let's do one of those sentence-by-sentence stories where we each contribute a few words and see what we come up with! Alright, I'll start! "Once upon a time, there was a cormorant who..."

Posted: 10th Mar at 03:21
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Canada
"...lost his sandals while walking along the shores of the blue Danube. He was soon thereafter arrested by French police for..."

England
"...not groping any ladies in the past three minutes he had been there." @France: ;)

France
"Because said ladies had been British and thus they were stuck-up, stuffy prigs."

England
"The cormorant thus explained his predicament to the French police, who desperately attempted to understand what he meant by the phrase "They said no," but to no avail."

France
"Besides, cormorants are too kinky even for the Brits, and that's saying something..."

Australia
"...it was at that moment that a dingo came out of the shadows and took off with one of the tarts' babies! Crikey!"

United States of America
"The cormorant, desperately wanting to be a hero, flew in hot pursuit of the four-legged animal; despite the fact that he was supposed to be contained by the French police (who abandoned his arrest in favour of croissants!)."

Greece
Realising he'd never get close enough to catch it, he made to herding it down a one-way alley to try and corner it.

Thailand
Unbeknownst to everyone, the dingo was actually the main character; and he leapt forward and caught the cormorant between screeching jowls, crushing its little bird skull between its teeth.

Canada
However, even M. Night Shyamalan thought that was too much of a twist, and so Death gave the cormorant three wishes (within reason).

United States of America
"So the cormorant wished to be alive again, but Death said that first he must complete three tasks. The first task required that he..."

Iceland
...survive a Nordic winter. The sandal-less cormorant took a plane using money the dingo kept in his baby-eating trousers. when he arrived in-

Russia
"Mother Russia."

Afghanistan
...he immediately froze all of his feathers off and became bald. Still using the dingo's money, he bought himself a scarf and hat to continue his quest. Death told him to fetch one pound of hummus from...

Georgia
... the man who ressembled a country official on a bad day, so it could then be exchanged for a trench coat and sunglasses to complete the film-noir cliche checklist.

Sweden is in a relationship with United States of America and It's Complicated.

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:44
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Belarus
Finland is not going to be happy about this~

Sweden
And why do you say that?

United States of America
Ah, Sweden ♥

Finland
America... a-are you cheating on me?

Sweden
LIKES THIS. GJREOIGTJREI�� YES, AMERICA. Well done there, other me.

Norway
LOL... Indeed, all the best to you.. hehe..hihi..hohoohohhahahahhahahaha!!!

Japan I approve of this article. At least the part about me. http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes_p1.html

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:37
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Poland
Seconded. I can see why you recommended this, what with the no. 1 reason and all.

France
Quite!

England
It's about time someone set the record straight.

Luxembourg
Oh no, England and France agreed together on something, it's the end of the world! D:

England
We'll agree if we're both right and on the same side. We don't disagree to be contrary at all.

Germany is looking to stick his German Airplane in an Italian Hanger.

Posted: 10th Mar at 01:26
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Germany likes this

Italy
...is looking to cut up some wurst with a knife and feed it to the dogs.

United States of America
D: Not the dogs! They don't deserve the horror that is Germany's wurst!

Russia
Be careful then, there's a high wind tonight.

British Virgin Islands
I do not understand this reference. (...You MLIH-er >:D)

Russia
Who's reference? (Am guessing Germany's)

Canada
@Germany: I see what you did there.

Russia
Why were you watching?

British Virgin Islands
@Russia Germany's. (There was a recent post on MLIH concerning these erm...innuendoes...)

United States of America I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COKE...

Posted: 10th Mar at 00:51
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United Nations
No thank you. We prefer to stick to the straight and narrow these days.

Italy
That commercial was shot in Italy~!

Spain is going to own everybody at Eurovision this year. I can feel it in my bones.

Posted: 10th Mar at 00:09
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Norway
If it gets rid of 'Fairytale' then be my guest.

Russia
Not if we have anything to say about it.

Portugal
I somehow doubt it ...

Romania
Pssh, not gonna happen!

United States of America
Hey guys, can I play too? =D

Andorra
@USA: GET OUUUUUT.

Greece
Though I do have a question....why did Israel join last time?

Israel
What, Greece? Because I'm in Europe. And I'm amazing. Are you jealous?

Greece
You're in the Middle-East...you're in Asia...You're closer to Africa than to Europe. EU, a little help here?

European Union
@Greece- saying the Eurovision is exclusive to European countries is like saying it's a singing competition.

France We would like to get rid of Raymond Domenech before the World Cup. Please someone help us...

Posted: 9th Mar at 23:11 by makaveli9
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Republic of Ireland
Well maybe you shouldn't have cheated to beat us in the qualifier, how about that, huh??

United Kingdom Who here thinks Sealand counts as a country? I, of rone, certainly don't.

Posted: 9th Mar at 20:14
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Principality of Sealand
I certainly do.

Portugal
Whatever you go with

United States of America
...did you, by chance, mean "I, for one"?

Bahamas
You know it's bad when America is correcting your grammar.

United States of America
Or perhaps, Bahamas, I have simply taken up an interest in the basic functions of the English language?

Bahamas
You have?? Then does this mean you'll stop neglecting your U's?

United States of America
How else could I possibly hope to colour my speech in a way you would understand? Really, Bahamas... I'm beginning to think that you doubt me immensely.

Bahamas
:O Guys..America's using English properly. I don't know whether to be impressed or worried that the world will end.

United States of America
Well, you should see my president. One of us had to figure it out. The number of times he pauses in a supposedly inspirational speech makes me sick.

Luxembourg
Oh no, America learned to speak English, it's the end of the world! D:

United States of America
Luxembourg, you should know that the world isn't going to end. Honestly, you're just making yourself look silly, now.

Quebec
Canada, I don`t know how you hacked America`s account, but I want in on it.

Canada
Shhh Quebec, I'll show you later, just don't tell ;)

United States of America
What? Nobody's hacked my account. Is it really so unbelievable that I simply took interest in my national language?

United Kingdom
Yes, America. You are incorrigible, you would never willingly do that...

United States of America
So says the one who misspelled the phrase "I, for one".

United Kingdom
Sheesh, I was tipsy. Can't a nation simply drink and do stuff without annoying countries like the US butting in?

United States of America
Fine, if it annoys you so much, I will go back to my previous speech pattern effective immediately� i can haz cooky nao?? :D

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines new album out today!

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:52 by swingy
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Zimbabwe Mugabe!? Shmugabe!

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:51 by momo
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Zimbabwe i have $253643569443728949532.09 to spend, what can I buy?

Posted: 9th Mar at 17:49 by mugabe shmugabe
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United Kingdom
A kitkat

Greece
Lucky State, I don't have money enough for a kitkat!

United States of America
How about a toilet roll, it'll retain its value longer.

South Africa http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8557582.stm - not so much "no sex please, we're British" anymore, huh. Oh, and thanks, I guess.

Posted: 9th Mar at 16:51
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South Africa
If you can't be bothered copying the link, it's about the UK donating �1million for condoms for the upcoming world cup.

Cornwall
Are you implying this is a bad thing, SA?

United Kingdom
Why of course! What could be more important than making sure our football players don't end up with more than a medal as a souvenir.

South Africa
@Cornwall- Not at all! It's just, you know, funny.

Niue Do I really exist?

Posted: 9th Mar at 14:50 by LLLOOO
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Bermuda
No, No you dont..

Tuvalu
I know how you feel, I had to Wiki myself to see it I exist. Apparently I do ☺ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu

United Kingdom
Haha you are all my colonies! Bow to your lord.

Ascension Island
lol, UK is high, too...

United Kingdom
You have no idea.

China AIYAA!

Posted: 9th Mar at 11:03
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Russia America, I'm sorry for being mean to you about the Olympics. And your male figure skater. Please accept my sincere apology and come to Sochi in 2014. I promise we will not put poison in his food or itching powder in his costume.

Posted: 9th Mar at 05:55 by yourmom
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Russia
He will be perfectly safe. *snicker*

United States of America
I WOULDN'T MAKE IT THERE IN TIME BECAUSE THE WORLD WOULD END IN 2012!

United Kingdom
No, it won't, you git.

Wales I'm so fly my left wing is Conservative

Posted: 9th Mar at 04:38
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Republic of Ireland
Cool?

Scotland It was like chocolate milkshake but more orangey in colour

Posted: 9th Mar at 04:10
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India likes this

New Zealand
Too far, Jock.

Canada Canada is better than the US at everything!

Posted: 9th Mar at 03:19
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United Kingdom
Don't gloat about it or else you'll be as bad as them.

Quebec
Of course we are ♥

France
Yeah Quebec, come to daddy.

United States of America
Get the largest percentage of obesity in the world, then we'll talk, little bro.

Quebec
@US: Ew. @France: :o

Australia Mates...this place is looking dull today, are ya'll still having hangover from the party over the weekend...

Posted: 9th Mar at 03:03
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Germany
let have some bier tonight

Moldova This is Transnistria speaking, demanding that you bow down and acknowledge me now!

Posted: 8th Mar at 23:46
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Azerbaijan
It's Nagorno-Karabakh. I hear you brother.

Cornwall
This is not ProvinceFace

Romania
I'm sorry, but who?

Canada would like to trade boss with America

Posted: 8th Mar at 23:15
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United States of America likes this

United Kingdom
Don't as you'll turn into the massive ego'd bellend.

Quebec
What wrong with Harper ?! *sarcasm*

Somalia needs a new pirate navy ..thanks a lot france:(

Posted: 8th Mar at 15:54
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United States of America likes this

Norway
Ha!

Iraq is still riding a democracy high.
http://tit.wee/OLI9LA
Posted: 8th Mar at 06:40
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United States of America, England and Australia like this

Afghanistan
Kiss-up.

Iraq
Sounds like somebody's jealous!

Norway @Somalia: Hey! Give that back!
http://tit.wee/Y9QL92
Posted: 8th Mar at 07:19
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Somalia
Sorry, its just so pretty so its our now =)

Norway
It's not pretty, it's an oil tanker! Give it back.

Canada
But it's a PRETTY oil tanker! Besides, I need money and nobody's helping :(

United Nations
*sigh* Alright, how did you hack Canada's account?

Panama
We're Pirates. It's what we do.

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