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Slovenia So guys...is that "Report Offensive Content" button new,m or have I just missed it until recently???
Posted: 21st Mar at 04:17 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Serbia How about reforming Jugoslavija?
Posted: 20th Mar at 23:42 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United Kingdom thinks "Freedom Fry" sounds like the super alter-ego of a certain comedian.
Posted: 20th Mar at 23:22 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Maldives The real me is an asshole who has nothing better to do than wittle away my life in front of a computer screen. Even though I don't know a thing about the Maldives, I still insist on posting the most asinine comments in the world. Yay, me!
Posted: 20th Mar at 23:01 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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England @France, Say one word and we'll slice your cock off.
Posted: 20th Mar at 21:46 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United Kingdom Scotland, you're my baby and everything, but stretching out that penalty kick in Croke Park wasn't very nice.
Posted: 20th Mar at 18:53 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United States of America SPRINGTIME HAS COME TO GERMAAAANY~! WINTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE!
Posted: 20th Mar at 17:00 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United States of America is watching one of JAPAN'S shows. :p
Posted: 20th Mar at 14:21 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Maldives some ruthless county should come and colonize us, before we sink of course ^_^
Posted: 20th Mar at 14:01 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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France I didn't get the "Baguette shoe" thing, anyone care to explain?
Posted: 20th Mar at 08:40 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Denmark Awwwww. Who's an adorable widdle dictator? You are! You are! (http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/nina-maria-kleivans-potency-exploring-the-meaning-of-evil-8468)
Posted: 20th Mar at 03:45 by somethingrotten Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United States of America IT'S MY MCDONASLD'S! MIIIIIINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME! Lady Liberty could use some meat on those thighs anyways... (http://www.good.is/post/why-does-a-salad-cost-more-than-a-big-mac/?ocid=xnetr3-5)
Posted: 20th Mar at 03:34 by samluvslibby Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Sierra Leone Some jokes aren't funny (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35954868/ns/world_news-africa/)
Posted: 20th Mar at 03:27 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Slovenia http://z7.invisionfree.com/Hetalia_RP_Forums/index.php
Good night.
Posted: 20th Mar at 03:15 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United States of America LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Posted: 20th Mar at 00:03 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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France is not a cheese eating surrender monkey
Posted: 19th Mar at 23:15 by Matt Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Latvia is not afraid of Mr. Soviet Reunion-Russia. (OHMAI, DOES THAT MAKE ME "OOC"? Good.)
Posted: 19th Mar at 22:48 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United States of America is watching you know what!
Posted: 19th Mar at 22:39 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Republic of Ireland http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8575734.stm
Vatican City, is that it?
Posted: 19th Mar at 22:29 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Russia is having a Soviet Reunion.
Posted: 19th Mar at 21:52 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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New Caledonia wanna date New Zealand !
Posted: 19th Mar at 20:51 by sc Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Italy America's gangsters were cooler in the 30s, cause you know what they are now? LAAAAAAME. They have bad music too.
Posted: 19th Mar at 20:11 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Indonesia is not Monaco, stop getting us confused.
Posted: 19th Mar at 18:43 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Japan "Easiest Flag to Draw" contest anyone? :D
Posted: 19th Mar at 18:13 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Quebec We'l get independance, then annex America.
Posted: 19th Mar at 16:16 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Japan Maybe there's something to the western thinking of bad things coming in threes... http://tit.wee/T7XEG
Posted: 15th Mar at 07:47 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Russia man I am so out of shape. Time to hit the gym. http://tit.wee/BVGSQ
Posted: 14th Mar at 00:30 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Georgia HELP HELP OH GOD IT'S THE USSR ALL OVER AGAIN http://tit.wee/W7EC5B
Posted: 13th Mar at 20:07 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Israel totally just pissed off Clinton. Sorry, Hillary. We're still cool, right? http://tit.wee/S6M6LW
Posted: 13th Mar at 06:23 by Ashtonkish Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Switzerland For the last time- it will /not/ create a blackhole, that was just something the press jumped on as it was the only scientific part of the LHC that they could vaguely understand. http://tit.wee/UFT5Y2
Posted: 12th Mar at 20:40 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Kosovo Hey guys can I be independent now?
Posted: 19th Mar at 13:02 by durpface Comment Like This Report offensive content
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France Norway broke my heart ! :'(
Posted: 19th Mar at 09:25 by Frog Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Maldives I'm a spammer! Spam, spam, spam; that's all I do~! I'm a retard! My recent world update is that my IQ is dropping at a rate of 50% per second! YAAAAAY!!!
Posted: 19th Mar at 05:10 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Netherlands America: look, I know you still have hangups, but this is seriously, seriously not cool. http://tit.wee/RSBP7
Posted: 19th Mar at 05:01 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Italy I did enjoy my birthday...thank you.
Posted: 19th Mar at 03:18 by romanpasta Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United Arab Emirates "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"... try sayin tht fellas
Posted: 18th Mar at 22:47 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United Nations Someone PLEASE shut the Maldives up?
Posted: 18th Mar at 21:03 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Maldives women... http://www.explosm.net/comics/1945/
Posted: 18th Mar at 20:43 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Madeira Message to Maldives- It's admirable that you're increasing the activity of this place, but how about trying to do so with a bit of class?
Posted: 18th Mar at 20:00 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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United Kingdom im in the shit...
my study group is wrong man
im in quatum physics
but wanted quim olypics ....
discus?
Posted: 18th Mar at 19:31 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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North Korea is about to explode with excitement.
Posted: 18th Mar at 18:44 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Maldives somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavee meee!!!
Posted: 18th Mar at 17:08 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Pakistan UK, France, Spain, I think I'll be right in saying a job well done?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8573783.stm
Posted: 18th Mar at 14:56 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Madagascar Well everyone I heard that some guy coughed in China, I'm gonna have to close my borders now.
Posted: 18th Mar at 14:25 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Italy heyamboo italiano backdoors
Posted: 18th Mar at 14:11 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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Fiji Australia, New Zealand, thanks guys. I feel so happy *blub* And depressed, 'cause ya know, that cyclone was pretty damn devastating. http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/1044134/1/.html
Posted: 18th Mar at 13:00 Comment Like This Report offensive content
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