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| Connect Radio Show Two |
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The Big Number Two
Holy bum-icicles, lobster face. It's another C-C-C-Connect RRRaddddioooo.
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15/03/2008
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| Connect Radio Show One |
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The First Show In The Series
LISTEN: while teamfishcake presents Connect Radio. DROP YOUR JAW TO THE TABLE: while teamfishcake beg you to forget any of this ever happened.
Posted on
08/03/2008
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| Squirmy Love |
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by Monster Bob and the Hot Pockets
Some people say food has its place in sex. This may change your mind.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Inappropriate Medication Blues |
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by Gruntin Joe Hanrahan
Dexter Crippen, also known as "Hairy" Mary O'Leary, Singapore
Bob, The Kid from Minnesota, the Teenager from Minnesota, the Guy from
Minnesota...
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Radio Mr John 2006 |
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Sound mouth John music shoutery
Guess who's back! Oh yeah! I've got Radio Mr John inside be, and it's so big! Let's go straight in, peddle to the mental.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Advice for the 21st Century |
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Be calm.
War, famine, immigration, house prices, the popularity of "Deal or No Deal" - the modern world is a scary and confusing place.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| The Toady Programme |
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with Jon Humfris
Click here to download a MP3 web broadcast of Jon Humfris' The Toady Programme. I will NOT use the 'P' word!
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Life is Tough |
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When youre born without skin
So what exactly happened to Blind Lettuce MacGarrity after the “success” of his work in the folk field? One day, while he was sat in a slurry pit, a car drove past.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Generic Sad Song From a Movie |
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Melancholy by numbers
A ballad brought on by those bits in movies where you're meant to be sad. Click the image to download the mp3 of this music sound happenings.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Mister Tumbly |
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Re-live the good old radio story days.
A seven-minute radio style childrens story. Mister Tumbly haw haw haw. Click the image to download the very lovely story indeed.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Christmas Fucking Sucks |
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Unless you are 5 years old.
Let's face it, unless you're 5 years old, it does. Click on the image to download my feelings in MP3 form. Do it. Do it, do it, do it.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Burn Things |
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Wo ist das Kubelwagen X
After the mind-sodomising shame of their Christmas single, all four members of the band dropped out of the public eye, ostensibly “pursuing other interests”
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06/09/2007
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| Underpant Banana Sandwich |
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by Crystal Stiletto
Crystal Stiletto - Underpant Banana Sandwich.. Remember, no one will love you if you are... diseased. Click the cd cover to download the SONG.
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06/09/2007
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| Fruit In Her Head |
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A murder ballad.
This is what happens when you start thinking about Nick Cave’s “Murder Ballads”. If you’re not familiar with them, they all have a vaguely similar storyline.
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07/09/2007
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| Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac |
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An ear-song aboot poo thieving.
A happy song about distasteful compulsions. A few notes about it, in a "question and answer" format: "What’s a kleptomaniac?"
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07/09/2007
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| Santa my dark overlord |
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A christmas song by Kubelwagen X
After the phenomenal success of their “Party Party I Like Party” album, Kubelwagen X developed a taste for the high life...
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07/09/2007
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| I cant get my finger out of my bumhole |
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By Kubelwagen X
Fresh from their tour of Silesia, Macedonia and the Baltic States, we
present the Industrial stompmachine that is Ulm.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Unlistenable As Yet |
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It branches out and tickles your ears.
And so onto progress. Imagine an article by us what you could actually
SMELL, or SEE or in this case HEAR! Yes we bring you a technoleap more
profound than dogs.
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06/09/2007
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| My Grandad (is a prostitute) |
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A jaunty tune for a mature man whore.
MY GRANDAD (is a prostitute). A lovely song. As the modern music scene begins to disappear up its own rectum, more and more people are going back to the source material.
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06/09/2007
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| UKTFR |
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A collaboration broadcast from us and a webradio station.
UKTFR was a web station dedicated to online gamers. For some reason, they let us take over their station for a little while. Here is the resulting result.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Radio Whirlwind |
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A pleasing talk radio show.
We aim to provide a pleasing talk radio experience for those interested in more than banal 'pop culture' and cheap jokes about boobies.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Radio Mr John 3 |
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He might just stop if we throw him a cantaloupe...
Looks like the last of his voice garbadged sound events in noise. Cover your ears and RUN! Click the mighty picture-face.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Radio Mr John 2 |
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The second installmental
This speaker-busting delivery of music reportings will leave your spine in a bottle. Download or stream his necessaries...
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Radio Mr John 1 |
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(Experi)mental music and fun with that man
John - in your pants, invading your crack whore. Now the big poofy jew nig has got his own bitch ass mofo pimping radio shit together
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06/09/2007
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| Mr John Live |
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Mr John standing up funny and being
He speaks. He does
live performance stuff, making people laugh with their heads. 12 minutes of
noise from his largest facial hole.
Posted on
06/09/2007
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| Goldfish |
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Mikes Musical Oddity
This rather dashing electro-tune is intended as a satire. It's a pisstake. It's not meant to be taken seriously. Just listen. Don't take it literally.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Catholic Girl |
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A mans desire to do dirt-sex with a Christian lady.
You've probably heard guys say this to you thousands of times before. But I really mean it, I swear.
Posted on
07/09/2007
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| Big Fucking Piss |
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Quite possibly the shittest song in the world. But it swears lots.
Hurrah! Childish and puerile swearing abound, as we present quite possibly the worst song in the world: Big Fucking Piss! Click the sweary image below to download.
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06/09/2007
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