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Articles by Stu
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| A sixty second guide to Hartlebury |
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Unique Tourist Information
Our second town review video, except this time it's a village. An overview of Hartlebury condensed into 60 seconds for those with short attentions.
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| A sixty second guide to Bewdley |
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Unique Tourist Information
We are happy to reveal our new tourist information video for the beautiful Worcestershire town of Bewdley - condensed into sixty seconds to account for The Short Attention Span Of The Broadband Generation
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Cartoons 
| Just Kick It. |
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The Beautiful Game.
It's the start of a new season in the Championship for Holte City. The club has been bought out.
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0-/-1/2008
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| Kilroy |
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The adventures.
The tiresomely predictable, mildly irksome, tabloid appeasing, (slightly homoerotic) waste of fucking time adventures of Robert Kilroy Silk.
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9-/-0/2008
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| The misendeavours of Nick Griffin |
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Fun and frolics with the chairman of the BNP
The unintentionally racist misendeavours of BNP Chairman Nick Griffen.
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| Spend-A-Penny |
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The boy who can piss currency
I want a new bmx, mum! I know money doesn't grow on trees, but I can piss it out of my glans!
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| Inspector Gadget |
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The paedophilic adventures thereof
I'm a bit depressed at the moment, chums - no TV station will give me a new series. Perhaps I should start a business as a childrens entertainer at parties?
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| Belinda Carlisle |
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On the Antiques Roadshow
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
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Audio 
| Connect Radio Show Five |
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Stu, Mike and John talk films
The penultimate show hosted on the failing Connect Radio station. Listen or we die. But not before killing you.
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| Connect Radio Show Four |
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Connect Radio Video Gaming Special
A video gaming extravaganza on Connect Radio which certainly does not feauture copyright material by The Kaiser Cheifs.
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1-/-1/2008
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| Connect Radio Show Three |
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LIVE from Trowbridge
After a-not-quite-long-enough hiatus Connect Radio is back with their third show. This time coming live from a street market in Trowbridge.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Connect Radio Show Two |
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The Big Number Two
Holy bum-icicles, lobster face. It's another C-C-C-Connect RRRaddddioooo.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Connect Radio Show One |
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The First Show In The Series
LISTEN: while teamfishcake presents Connect Radio. DROP YOUR JAW TO THE TABLE: while teamfishcake beg you to forget any of this ever happened.
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3-/-0/2008
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| Catholic Girl |
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A mans desire to do dirt-sex with a Christian lady.
You've probably heard guys say this to you thousands of times before. But I really mean it, I swear.
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9-/-0/2008
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Writings 
| The Days I Nearly Died Part 1 |
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How I have almost died on two occasions
A lot can happen in Eight Years. You could gain four stars working for McDonalds in that amount of time. Actually, in the last eight years, I've nearly died on two occasions!
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0-/-1/2008
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| So, You've Been Stitched Up? |
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A Guide for the Father-to-be
What you can expect during your early fatherhood: Bankruptcy. Insomnia. Depression. Likely, divorce.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Anything But The Poutine 3 |
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Third and Final Part
Third, final article-come-confessionary of embarrassments and observations from a particularly clumsy, helpless Englishman emmigrating to Canada
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| Anything but the Poutine 2 |
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Part 2 of Stu's Canucky blog
Second article-come-confessionary of embarrassments and observations from a particularly clumsy, helpless Englishman emmigrating to Canada.
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| Anything but the Poutine |
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Part 1 of Stu's Canucky blog
Article-come-confessionary of embarrassments and observations from a particularly clumsy, helpless Englishman emmigrating to Canada.
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2-/-1/2007
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| Mr Cheese |
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DAIRY! DAIRY!
Mr Cheese lived in a very small town, and in that very small town he worked in a very small cheese shop. People from the small town would visit the small cheese shop everyday. "Good day, what cheese do you have today?"
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9-/-0/2008
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| Montreal Christmas |
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A real-life yuletide tale
I'm flying to Canada in less than thirty days time. I'm spending Christmas over there with my girlfriend and her family. It's the fourth time I've been over there. Hopefully it will go a bit better this time.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Hot Magazine |
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With Alligator Dog Boy
Hello Celeb lovers! Would you like to see my owl? It's a nice one, squwark, squwark! I keep him in a child-sized coffin!
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9-/-0/2007
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| Egon Spenglers Ghost Hunting Studies 2 |
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The former Ghost Buster returns for a second time
Welcome back to my words, Ghostbusters fans! It's your special friend Egon Spengler and I'm back with more tales of the paranormal! Look at my face! Look at it!
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9-/-0/2007
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| My brum brum |
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Another car related story.
I haven't had the greatest of luck, when it comes to cars. Even from a young age, things started to go wrong. Like most wee toddlers, I loved things like trains, cars and wetting my pants.
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| Dear Diary Part 4 - The Finale |
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The concluding part.
The prison people have been very nice to me. When they realised JUST how special I am, they let me have my diary back. Apparently, my friend has been allowed to leave. WHEN CAN I?
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| Dear Diary Part III |
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The. Third. Part.
I'd love to know what it feels like to have a rat in my mouth. I am still lying low with my friend, without any trousers on. The police were here earlier.
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| Dear Diary PART TWO |
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The second bit.
What the HELL is all this talk about SNAILS living in your EYES? I tried to push a couple of snails into the soft tissue of my eyeball, and it really, really hurt!
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9-/-0/2008
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| Dear Diary... |
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The comfort diary of a troubled man.
Dear Diary, this is very exciting! It has been suggested to me by Maureen, that I try to keep a diary so that I can reflect upon my activities.
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9-/-0/2007
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| The Team Fishcake Gay Test |
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A fun online personality test!
There are a number of GAY tests dotted around on the net and there's also some TV show called "How Gay Are You?". But, these tests are often far too confusing for the type of person that has to use a website to pigeon hole their sexuality.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Egon Spenglers Ghost Hunting Studies |
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The former Ghostbuster returns to tackle spooks
Since I appeared in the famous blockbusting movies, Ghostbusters I & II, I've been receiving literally One letters from my admirers. And I'd like to set the record straight. Mulder was never in Ghostbusters. You have the wrong address, quit wasting my time.
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| Untitled As Yet 5 |
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7 episodes of 'interesting' consequence.
Tonight was some anniversary or another for Joseph and Mary. They’d been together a while now, though nobody really cared how long. A couple called "Joseph and Mary" would never last, anyway.
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7-/-0/2008
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| Spite Rant 4 |
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Horses are cunts
Every time that I try to explain this particular annoyance to anyone that knows me, they don't seem to fully appreciate how narked to the very core I can quickly become at the sight of a horse on a road, a person sitting on a horse or any other quadruped/pet related paraphernalia.
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| Gordon Sinclairs Reviews |
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Gordon
Hi Chums, and welcome to my exciting new column, where I will be touring the length and breadth of the nation reviewing Post Offices! That's right, Post Offices.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Politically Correct Exams |
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2 Exams, for your education.
Show all of your working and take extra note of emboldened text. Marks may be awarded for showing understanding and sympathy towards the plight of the fictional characters used throughout this examination.
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| Date With Team Fishcake |
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Some called this selfindulgent, but it's not even realistic!
What happens when the guys of Team Fishcake get together for a weekend ? Read on, mon fromagge. (This is mostly true).
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9-/-0/2007
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