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Articles by Mr John
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Flash 
| Letters to God |
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Literally! Words at the Jesus dad!
Dear God, Sort it out! I need stuffs for building up my smiler muscles! You do for me, the now!
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0-/-1/2007
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| Short attention span cartoons 5 und 6 |
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Two more random items of brain produce of Mr John
La Ultima Cena and FunkTruck! Two more short attention span cartoons for those without time to... FUCK THIS
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9-/-0/2008
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| Cat with the Froggy Hat 5 |
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THE FINALE
A-Ha! Big Gay Disco! It's you again! So you're outnumbered? Yeah. No rocket? No, it's knackered. I can fix that. ZZzzap! Wow!
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9-/-0/2008
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| Short attention span cartoons 3 and 4 |
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Two more cartoons for people wi....
Fishmen of the Sahara Desert and Romeo and Julio - two short attention span cartoons for people that don't have the time fo... FUCK THIS.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Short attention span cartoons |
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If you can't be bot.... ooh, a dog!
These are both cartoons, don't waste time, sound up and click the pic to watch them. Probably not safe for work. STOP IT.
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0-/-1/2008
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| Cat with the Froggy Hat 4 |
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Keeeeetennnn!!!
Gay Space Cat has come to save Earth, but he may be too late. All humans have been turned into a froggy hat army which has shot down his rocket.
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| Cat with the Froggy Hat 3 |
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After a long wait, kitty returns.
Flash animation with mental music. Enjoy. Gay Space Cat heads to earth. Somewhere.... (Somewhere with a wet bit). Hurrah!
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| Chattercox |
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Obscene chat show antics with phalli
Under 1 Megabyte flash file, please wait until it has loaded. This cartoon is probably Not Safe For Workies.
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| Cat with the froggy hat 2 |
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Part 2 of the thing.
Here it is! Part 2! Mr John would like to apologise for it being such a small viewscreen!! arggh!
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9-/-0/2007
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| Cat with the froggy hat |
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A piece set to music
Behold Mr John's first flash cartoon, "cat with the froggy hat". Amazing what a stupid Japanese pet site can spawn innit?
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9-/-0/2007
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Cartoons 
| TEAMFISHCAKE9STORY |
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The CuntBus of Verbal Oblivion
Wunce opun a tyme.... Foot! Fridge! Dog and skies! Bullock! Lots of things inside of speech bubbles, yes?11!
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0-/-1/2008
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| Lenny Kravitz |
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and his Rhino Stalk Escape Shed
Yeah, I can totally chill in this beach paradise. Yo! ...suddenly - Lenny! I'm your biggest fan!
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9-/-0/2007
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| Grandma Fudge 4 |
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Grandma Fudge Episode Four
Welcome to the final account of the existance of the life of the sick behaviour of the cartoon you all love to wince at of the World's most insane Octogenarian child assassin that ever did happen.
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6-/-0/2007
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| Grandma Fudge 3 |
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Grandma Fudge numbero trois
Grandma Fudge - It is a rebellion! The KIDS are after our favourite "Queer Dear"! "Grandma Fudge must die!"
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9-/-0/2007
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| Grandma Fudge 2 |
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Grandma Fudge At The Beach
Grandma Fudge - She's special. Grandma Fudge is on day release. "Fist!" "Eggs!"
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9-/-0/2007
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| Grandma Fudge |
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Everyone's favourite genocidal septegenarian.
Grandma Fudge - I just saw some kiddie winkles in the park. I think I'll make them some FUDGE!!! Here ya go!
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0-/-1/2008
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| Mr Bum Face |
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Don't kiss him.. even if he puckers up
Thanks to "Mr" Billy Towe for drawing this and renting it to my teeth. Billy is now allowed access to my used toilet roll collection. And hello to Mr Ally, who up until recently has had a neck stuck inside his lizards.
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9-/-0/2007
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Audio 
| Radio Mr John 2006 |
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Sound mouth John music shoutery
Guess who's back! Oh yeah! I've got Radio Mr John inside be, and it's so big! Let's go straight in, peddle to the mental.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Unlistenable As Yet |
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It branches out and tickles your ears.
And so onto progress. Imagine an article by us what you could actually
SMELL, or SEE or in this case HEAR! Yes we bring you a technoleap more
profound than dogs.
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0-/-1/2008
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| Radio Mr John 3 |
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He might just stop if we throw him a cantaloupe...
Looks like the last of his voice garbadged sound events in noise. Cover your ears and RUN! Click the mighty picture-face.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Radio Mr John 2 |
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The second installmental
This speaker-busting delivery of music reportings will leave your spine in a bottle. Download or stream his necessaries...
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9-/-0/2007
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| Radio Mr John 1 |
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(Experi)mental music and fun with that man
John - in your pants, invading your crack whore. Now the big poofy jew nig has got his own bitch ass mofo pimping radio shit together
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9-/-0/2007
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| Mr John Live |
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Mr John standing up funny and being
He speaks. He does
live performance stuff, making people laugh with their heads. 12 minutes of
noise from his largest facial hole.
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Writings 
| Infamous 5 x 2! Ten, in fact! |
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The conclusion!
Dock had the map up his bum for safe keeping and in the hope that Jollyon might try and remove it with his tongue. However this proved to be a bad idea.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Infamous Five Adventure! |
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The Infamous Five and the Droitwich Treasure map!
It was a beautiful spring morning outside Aunt Fanny's country house near Droitwich. Birds sang to the sunrise and trees gently brushed in the breeze.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Rabbi Bums |
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Scotchlands favourite poet
Welcome to poem culture! In here I have done typed up some fucking shit rhymes for you to enjoy, memorise and regale at the next lesbian dinner you do.
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9-/-0/2008
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| Seymour Hands TWO |
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The holidayed TWAT.
Yo! I am well holidayed and there is NO PANIC because this time I've got a film in the can! No, I'm not shitting....
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9-/-0/2007
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| Agony Auntie2 |
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More pain is fixed by Auntie Mr John
Auntie Fishcake won't accept your bleed. Which is why I'm doing my listening at your gristled hellishly ouch. Send your problems at me so I can pretend to
care:
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9-/-0/2007
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| GungHover |
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Stop. Moving. World. Must. Puke. HELP.
Rise and shine. Oh shit, oh shit. No. NO!!! No. NO!!! The sickness as my reality connects. Memory is a washing machine of terrible proximity and my arms are blind guides.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Seymour Hands |
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Production Plans
HOLY SHIT! My name is Seymour Hands, I have but TWO DAYS to produce a new, innovative piece of media for "the kids" so I better get on with it at the speed of an elastic spaniel being fired up a down!
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alpha Male 5b |
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The End.
EarthGov was a hive of activity. Were the Aliens a threat? Should the SpaceFort™ Project have been delayed?
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alpha Male Five |
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The Pent-Logy concluded
All good things come to an end. Good people, great stories, the best performances, loving relationships,
comedy web sites...
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9-/-0/2007
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| Untitled As Yet 7 |
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7 episodes of 'interesting' consequence.
Spock was cooking beans. Doctor Who was wanking furiously into some soup and Blake was trying to slice a lobster.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Untitled As Yet 6 |
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7 episodes of 'interesting' consequence.
The teacher walked briskly into the room. For a summer day, she was horrendously overdressed. Timmy giggled.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Untitled As Yet 4 |
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7 episodes of 'interesting' consequence.
A Mr John Presentation of pure science friction type story with ending and matching action sequences. Right on.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Japanese Eurovision 2 |
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Super Manga Adventure go go
Mr John San brings you more land of rising sun fan fun. Yeah. Please don't hit me.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Japanese Eurovision 1 |
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Super Manga Adventure go go
In Japan recently, in fact NOW, there is rebellion and unease, as well as Mangos, Playstationery and stuff about Pokeyourmum.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Club Cards |
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Join us. Join us. JOIN US.
"That’ll be twenty-five pounds and sixteen pence sir.", "Cheers, here ya go.", "“Do you have a store clubcard?”
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9-/-0/2007
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| Spite Rant Six |
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Gayness.
I'm a very straightforward man. I like to live in a tidy house, in a nice town with pleasing day to day occupations to pacify me.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Fishmeat |
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Prepare for a rocktastic gaying
This is the really great with pictures isn't it diary of the weekend recent when Mr John flew into Mark Palmer's and Mike Thorpe's Manchester world and demanded that everyone sat down.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Team Fishcake Brew |
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We talk bollocksh.
Right ya ffffriendsh of TeeeemHish- cack. Whodapppenz when yer fave-rit mad bashtard comedy unclesh getsh pished? Lemmee tellya, cum 'ere ya bashtardsh.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Crabs |
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If crabs had necks, they'd hurt reading this
Crabs - What's in a name? A messianic, or just messy, Mr John, gets a bit naturist on your ass. Zoiks!!
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9-/-0/2007
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| Cheesy Pasta |
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and the syrup sponge of doom
So anyway, a lot of weird shit has happened to me since "ever" but I thought this particular story would make you lot reading this now, enjoy your present moment a bit better than what you did a minute ago. And I mean that.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alpha Male 3 |
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It's part 3
Whilst pushing himself through a regime of reading up on Political ambition, psychological (cheating) tactics in elections and gathering momentum in his drive to become whatever he was destined to become...
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alpha Male 2 |
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Part 2 of IT.
"What the hell are you doing to my head by saying that???" Said the man known as Belvadore Cliffkhips.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alpha Male |
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Part 1
Ounce upon a thyme, there was a man. Now I know that's a shit way to begin a story, but it's happening to you like that.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Alphamale 4 |
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Semi-serious scifi insanity
"Where do I go from here? You got me this far, I've done everything in my power, now what? I'm at a dead end?"
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9-/-0/2007
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| Agony Auntie |
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There, there, it's ok. STOP BLEEDING ON THE PAPER!
Team Fishcake's 2nd cousin's mum (twice) answers your pen hell. Hello gentlypigs and whorebirds. I is very sorry about your bads and here is to help.
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