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Cartoons 
| Ken The Sandwich of Fun |
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Talking lunch thats a pimp daddy that bangs ho's
Once upon a time, there was a sandwich called Kenneth. He liked 'Ho's and 'bling bling'. "Wat up? don't be messin' with me bizznatch!".
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9-/-0/2007
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Writings 
| Fnag. |
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A stroy about Nag.
'Twas a cold, dark night, in the Nag. The moon shone over the little village, and over the townsfolk, sleeping in their little villagey beds.
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| A brief history of Team Fishcake |
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About our 8 years of existence.
1996 - Mike Thorpe sat in a shed one day, pondering on life, love, bandages
and spandex. He decided to vent his insane buggeriness onto a small piece of cheese.
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0-/-1/2008
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| Kevs Holidayz |
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Its a broshure, innit.
If you be wantin a holiday dat iz just da best fing in da world an you wanna go out and get drunk and get laid then come on one of mah speshul Ibiza holidays!!!!
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| A Fly Called Steve |
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innit.
Once upon a time there was a fly
called Steve. He was a nice fly, and he was a homie who was in with the posse.
Steve was walking through the pile of dog poop.
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9-/-0/2007
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| Spam |
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Its fucking shit.
Unsolicited Commercial Email
(or SPAM) is increasingly common these days. To quote Professor Jeffett
Corlslicker "It's fucking shit!".
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| Kevs Guides 5 |
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Kevs Guide to Rapping
Rapping (An I don’t mean non of dat chrismas present shit). No you all who no me no dat ah like a bit of da riddum an da rhime. Me an me mate Dave are amateur rap artists.
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| Kevs Guides 4 |
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Kevs Guide to The Stock Market
In dis world we iz livin in today, you can buy bitz of peeples biznizzez, not da bricks or enifin like dat ya no, i means in da form of dese sharez.
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| Kevs Guides 3 |
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Kevs Guide to Speaking Spanish
Spanish iz da phattist language the world got goin on. Mainly because Ibiza is a Spanish city ya know. I has been there loadsa time and it iz wicked.
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Kevs Guide to Clay Pigeon Shooting
Now dis is a really bitchin sport you know, they does it at tha Olympiks. What you’s gonna need is a fat ass rifle, and sum of these clay birds.
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Kevs Guide to Feeding the Ducks
Now, I likes nothing better then getting on a one to one wiv muvver nature, after all, she iz a bird, and shes probably got tits.
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| The Hamtrix 3 |
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Part3: Resolutions
"So basically we are living in a world where nothing is real, only an illusion created by a race of hamsters who took over the world because they got pissed off in living in cages."
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| The Hamtrix 2 |
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Part 2: Retanked
Dave wakes in his room, surrounded by used tissues and copies of good housekeeping. He rubs his head, wondering how he got home, and when.
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| The Hamtrix 1 |
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Part 1: What is the Hamtrix?
Perception: Our day-in, day-out world is real. Reality: That world is a hoax, an elaborate deception spun by all-powerful hamsters
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9-/-0/2007
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| Flap Chats |
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MSN Chat is dead. Louise killed it.
"Yeah right, fookin' large aright? Liam 'ere, gonna tell yer about Louise Le Cornu, that foxy bird from Team Fookin Fishcake in Madchester.
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| Homage to Net Chatrooms |
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Like the man in a raincoat who talks to you on the bus
Since the dawn of the Internet and
electronic communication, they’ve become completely unavoidable. They suck you in like some cult.
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| Lady Louises Bedtime Stories |
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Can't sleep? This wont help, but read anyway.
One day Mr Monkey was walking along Jungle Path when he saw two balls on the floor. "OH LOOK, IT'S TWO RED BALLS" said the little monkey.
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