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Articles by Dan

Audio

Squirmy Love
by Monster Bob and the Hot Pockets
Some people say food has its place in sex. This may change your mind. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Inappropriate Medication Blues
by Gruntin Joe Hanrahan
Dexter Crippen, also known as "Hairy" Mary O'Leary, Singapore Bob, The Kid from Minnesota, the Teenager from Minnesota, the Guy from Minnesota... Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Advice for the 21st Century
Be calm.
War, famine, immigration, house prices, the popularity of "Deal or No Deal" - the modern world is a scary and confusing place. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Life is Tough
When youre born without skin
So what exactly happened to Blind Lettuce MacGarrity after the “success” of his work in the folk field? One day, while he was sat in a slurry pit, a car drove past. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Generic Sad Song From a Movie
Melancholy by numbers
A ballad brought on by those bits in movies where you're meant to be sad. Click the image to download the mp3 of this music sound happenings. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Mister Tumbly
Re-live the good old radio story days.
A seven-minute radio style childrens story. Mister Tumbly haw haw haw. Click the image to download the very lovely story indeed. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Christmas Fucking Sucks
Unless you are 5 years old.
Let's face it, unless you're 5 years old, it does. Click on the image to download my feelings in MP3 form. Do it. Do it, do it, do it. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Burn Things
Wo ist das Kubelwagen X
After the mind-sodomising shame of their Christmas single, all four members of the band dropped out of the public eye, ostensibly “pursuing other interests” Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Underpant Banana Sandwich
by Crystal Stiletto
Crystal Stiletto - Underpant Banana Sandwich.. Remember, no one will love you if you are... diseased. Click the cd cover to download the SONG. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Fruit In Her Head
A murder ballad.
This is what happens when you start thinking about Nick Cave’s “Murder Ballads”. If you’re not familiar with them, they all have a vaguely similar storyline. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac
An ear-song aboot poo thieving.
A happy song about distasteful compulsions. A few notes about it, in a "question and answer" format: "What’s a kleptomaniac?" Posted on 0-/-1/2008

Santa my dark overlord
A christmas song by Kubelwagen X
After the phenomenal success of their “Party Party I Like Party” album, Kubelwagen X developed a taste for the high life... Posted on 0-/-1/2008

I cant get my finger out of my bumhole
By Kubelwagen X
Fresh from their tour of Silesia, Macedonia and the Baltic States, we present the Industrial stompmachine that is Ulm. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

My Grandad (is a prostitute)
A jaunty tune for a mature man whore.
MY GRANDAD (is a prostitute). A lovely song. As the modern music scene begins to disappear up its own rectum, more and more people are going back to the source material. Posted on 0-/-1/2008

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Writings

Yarbles & Gobshite FINALE!
How will it end? I know, because I clicked on the link. GO!
There’s nothing like wandering around a well-stocked armoury to get your testosterone flowing. Sergeant Baldy had been on duty there and had walked me round.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Yarbles and Gobshite 4
In a great deal of trouble
“You’re in a very great deal of trouble.” Great. Just what I needed to hear. I’d like to say that trouble was my middle name, but it’s actually “Boris” and I’ll thank you not to mention it.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Yarbles and Gobshite III
The story continues.
Our intrepid hero, Ernesto Gobshite, had been reassigned to the Lumbar City Police Department, where he had been teamed up with a new partner, Marlon Yarbles.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Yarbles and Gobshite - Two
Part the two of the detective story.
(D.U.C.K.) is a hallucinogenic mind-stabilising compound, noted also for its stimulant and metabolic depressant qualities.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Yarbles and Gobshite - Prologue
The start to a story about CRIME.
Its real name is New Smethwick, but everyone calls it Lumbar City, just north of the asshole of nowhere. It’s cold, it rains, and it attracts scum better than the powerball bit in a dishwasher tablet.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Introduction to Formula 1 2004
Dan talks about vrooming.
Formula One. The pinnacle of global motorsport. The thing that all competitive drivers have at the very top of their wish list. Engineering excellence meets strategic genius meets steel-nerved precision.
Posted on 9-/-0/2008

Dreams
Dr Strangelove examines your thoughts
The other night, in one of my "is there nothing worth looking at on this poxy Internet contraption?!?" moods, I happened upon a Dream Interpretation site.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007

Boris Johnson
Guide to househunting by the MPJournoNut job
Recently, Team Fishcake met up with Conservative MP and editor of "The Spectator" Boris Johnson at the Savoy Grill, for a frank and fictitious brainstorming session.
Posted on 9-/-0/2007



 
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