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Articles by Dan
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| Squirmy Love |
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by Monster Bob and the Hot Pockets
Some people say food has its place in sex. This may change your mind.
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07/09/2007
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| Inappropriate Medication Blues |
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by Gruntin Joe Hanrahan
Dexter Crippen, also known as "Hairy" Mary O'Leary, Singapore
Bob, The Kid from Minnesota, the Teenager from Minnesota, the Guy from
Minnesota...
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07/09/2007
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| Advice for the 21st Century |
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Be calm.
War, famine, immigration, house prices, the popularity of "Deal or No Deal" - the modern world is a scary and confusing place.
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06/09/2007
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| Life is Tough |
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When youre born without skin
So what exactly happened to Blind Lettuce MacGarrity after the “success” of his work in the folk field? One day, while he was sat in a slurry pit, a car drove past.
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06/09/2007
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| Generic Sad Song From a Movie |
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Melancholy by numbers
A ballad brought on by those bits in movies where you're meant to be sad. Click the image to download the mp3 of this music sound happenings.
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06/09/2007
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| Mister Tumbly |
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Re-live the good old radio story days.
A seven-minute radio style childrens story. Mister Tumbly haw haw haw. Click the image to download the very lovely story indeed.
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06/09/2007
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| Christmas Fucking Sucks |
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Unless you are 5 years old.
Let's face it, unless you're 5 years old, it does. Click on the image to download my feelings in MP3 form. Do it. Do it, do it, do it.
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07/09/2007
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| Burn Things |
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Wo ist das Kubelwagen X
After the mind-sodomising shame of their Christmas single, all four members of the band dropped out of the public eye, ostensibly “pursuing other interests”
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06/09/2007
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| Underpant Banana Sandwich |
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by Crystal Stiletto
Crystal Stiletto - Underpant Banana Sandwich.. Remember, no one will love you if you are... diseased. Click the cd cover to download the SONG.
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06/09/2007
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| Fruit In Her Head |
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A murder ballad.
This is what happens when you start thinking about Nick Cave’s “Murder Ballads”. If you’re not familiar with them, they all have a vaguely similar storyline.
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07/09/2007
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| Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac |
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An ear-song aboot poo thieving.
A happy song about distasteful compulsions. A few notes about it, in a "question and answer" format: "What’s a kleptomaniac?"
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07/09/2007
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| Santa my dark overlord |
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A christmas song by Kubelwagen X
After the phenomenal success of their “Party Party I Like Party” album, Kubelwagen X developed a taste for the high life...
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07/09/2007
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| I cant get my finger out of my bumhole |
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By Kubelwagen X
Fresh from their tour of Silesia, Macedonia and the Baltic States, we
present the Industrial stompmachine that is Ulm.
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07/09/2007
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| My Grandad (is a prostitute) |
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A jaunty tune for a mature man whore.
MY GRANDAD (is a prostitute). A lovely song. As the modern music scene begins to disappear up its own rectum, more and more people are going back to the source material.
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06/09/2007
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| Yarbles & Gobshite FINALE! |
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How will it end? I know, because I clicked on the link. GO!
There’s nothing like wandering around a well-stocked armoury to get your testosterone flowing. Sergeant Baldy had been on duty there and had walked me round.
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06/09/2007
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| Yarbles and Gobshite 4 |
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In a great deal of trouble
“You’re in a very great deal of trouble.” Great. Just what I needed to hear. I’d like to say that trouble was my middle name, but it’s actually “Boris” and I’ll thank you not to mention it.
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06/09/2007
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| Yarbles and Gobshite III |
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The story continues.
Our intrepid hero, Ernesto Gobshite, had been reassigned to the Lumbar City Police Department, where he had been teamed up with a new partner, Marlon Yarbles.
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06/09/2007
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| Yarbles and Gobshite - Two |
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Part the two of the detective story.
(D.U.C.K.) is a hallucinogenic mind-stabilising compound, noted also for its stimulant and metabolic depressant qualities.
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06/09/2007
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| Yarbles and Gobshite - Prologue |
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The start to a story about CRIME.
Its real name is New Smethwick, but everyone calls it Lumbar City, just north of the asshole of nowhere. It’s cold, it rains, and it attracts scum better than the powerball bit in a dishwasher tablet.
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06/09/2007
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| Introduction to Formula 1 2004 |
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Dan talks about vrooming.
Formula One. The pinnacle of global motorsport. The thing that all competitive drivers have at the very top of their wish list. Engineering excellence meets strategic genius meets steel-nerved precision.
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07/09/2007
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| Dreams |
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Dr Strangelove examines your thoughts
The other night, in one of my "is there nothing worth looking at on this poxy Internet contraption?!?" moods, I happened upon a Dream Interpretation site.
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06/09/2007
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| Boris Johnson |
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Guide to househunting by the MPJournoNut job
Recently, Team Fishcake met up with Conservative MP and editor of "The Spectator" Boris Johnson at the Savoy Grill, for a frank and fictitious brainstorming session.
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07/09/2007
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