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Rapping (An I don’t mean non of dat chrismas present shit)

No you all who no me no dat ah like a bit of da riddum an da rhime. Me an me mate Dave are amateur rap artists, an we call ourselves ‘Blingin Bints’. Now, I write da songs, an he do the tunes, mainly a bit of da boom and da tish. I is gonna show the structure for a gud rap song by usin mah latest song ‘Flow’. Star.

Intro -

“Now now now ya know, bring the flow, bring the flow back jack, jack, with ya pack a mack”

First Verse –

Now you go on the TeeVee,

With ya Small ford Capri,

And ya bring ya shit to the pit with ya wit that’s kicking,

Flicking,

Nose picking hoes in ya face, all up in ya face,

Booty all over da place,

Shakin wit it, bring it back, sing it

Sing It back, mack, mack daddio

Chorus (get some bitches to sing in the background)

Oh no, we got da flow, getting in on the go

Flow, Joe, Mo, Homomo, No no no

Oh no, we got da flow, getting in on the go

Flow, Joe, Mo, Homomo, No no no

Second Verse

I say it to you now, how?

How you gonna get in wid da hood, blood

Star, in da sky, like a pie, maccy’s apple pie

In ya eye, and they bring it, with they’re battys all over the room

Shroom, sounds like mushroom, or broom

UI went to school with the crew, and sue

Wit da fine ass, class, hard, hard on the floor, score

Back of the net, nah, jet, she be fine, all mine

End

Now now ya go

Oh no, we got da flow, getting in on the go

Flow, Joe, Mo, Homomo, No no no

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