The sun will burst forth from the sky in a massive hydrogen joy jism, the trees will glow a beautiful summer green (except the purple ones) and a light breeze will play through the air like a metaphor for freedom. At night, we can tell stories around a fire and accidentally burn someone's face off with a molten marshmallow. It will be fun.

Gift shops* around the UK are filled with twee, nonsensical inanities on a magnetised format, inviting you to swap your cash for a meaningless life statement and adhere to the front of a food chilling device of your meal preparation zone. We would like to give you these ones for FREE, so you can print them out and replace them with our lovely versions.

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As a young (and incredibly well-behaved) child, both of my parents worked during the daytime. During school term, this was fine. My Dad was around in the mornings to see my brother and I off. My Mum would be home from work by the time we finished our school day. It was during school holidays that we would be trusted to stay at home on our own. We didn't really break that trust. At least, not until we became teenagers.

Initially our time at home would be punctuated by regular visits from older cousins. They would watch us closely to ensure that we weren’t setting fire to the furniture, or to each other.

By simply entering your Twitter Username into our special thingy, we will create a really crap fake Tweet Cloud. Or #FakeTweetCloud if you think you're something special.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's because you don't use Twitter.  Everyone uses Twitter except for you. Everyone. Get with the program, Grandad.

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We were digging around in the rubbish bins outside the European Headquarters of Facebook Inc in Dublin.  Looking for food, if you must know. You'd be suprised at what you can sometimes find. Although it's usually curry, to be honest. Anyway, we came across a brochure printed by Facebook which revealed some of the upcoming Applications that can be expected on the Facebook website soon.