Gift shops* around the UK are filled with twee, nonsensical inanities on a magnetised format, inviting you to swap your cash for a meaningless life statement and adhere to the front of a food chilling device of your meal preparation zone. We would like to give you these ones for FREE, so you can print them out and replace them with our lovely versions.

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