These truely are the images you never wanted to see.

You have no idea how much we had to pay these people to pose for the following full-body, no-holds-barred portraits. About to be bloody revealed: More than you ever wanted to know about some of today's most influential politicians from around the world. And other leaders. But 'Leaders In Their Pants' doesn't have the same alliterative quality.

 

Unelected British Prime Minister Gordon Brown

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Gordon Brown from London. Gordon can be seen wearing a delightfully cheeky man-thong kept in place by a sweat infested, black elastic strap.

His off-black suit-jacket can be purchased from Marks And Spencers for £42, the shirt is £19 from Burtons and the tie was kindly sold by Tony Blair as he left Number 10* (he'll do anything for money).

Gordon hobbies include reading, having the odd pint of ale and fudging figures through Private Finance Initiatives.

Give us a twirl, Gordon. Thanks very much.

 

*actually Tony Blair lived at number 11 when he was Prime Minister, but it's not really relevant because Brown wouldn't pay for the tie, anyway. He'd have someone else buy it and then he'd rent it from them at an increased price in the long-term in order to keep it off the books. We're being mugged by these twats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

BNP (British National Party Leader) Nick Griffin

Next down the aisle, we have the plus size model, Nick Griffin. Hello Nick! Today Nick is wearing for us, a fun, cute and slightly oversized pair of light blue y-fronts. Fashion aficionados will be delighted by the bunny detailing located on the right hip of the underpants, underpinning Nick's cute, friendly innocence.

Nick's Shirt and Jacket were imported from Bangladesh for a minimal fee.

Nick's tie features the red, white and blue of the United Kingom of Great Britain and those funny Irish fellows from Northern Island. We picked it up from some tourist tat shop which imploys foreigners.

Nick Griffin enjoys pies, hypocriscy, pies, beer, throwing bricks, setting fire to things, pies and The Daily Mail.

Thank you Nick, now get out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

King Obama of The British Colonial Principality, The USA

What a treat, Ladies and Gentlemen! It's everyone's favourite president of all time, most powerful man on the planet, Mr (That's President to you) Barack Obama.

Barack is a real fan favourite, and it's no wonder when he appears on the catwalk sporting this sassy little number!  IS IT?!

Barack is sporting a daring tiger-print man-pouch with a tight little elastic band.

His grey jacket and cheap shirt came as part of a deal from Peacocks - ten quid all in. The tie is from Top Man.

The shoes!!! ooooohhh!! The shoessss!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

London Mayor, Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson used to be a Conservative MP until becoming Mayor of London in 2008. He was voted in because New Labour has caused the general public to take politics as a big joke - and what bigger joke than Boris Johnson!

Perhaps Boris Johnson is most famous for appearing on Have I Got News For You, several times. Or maybe it's for offending Liverpool. Or Papua New Guinea. Or perhaps you know him for his affair. Or for falling over in a lake. Or was it a river?

Anyway, fear not. Boris is here to rejuvinate your faith in western democracy, by wearing purple ladies underwear.

The Bra and panty set comes from La Senza, and if you look carefully, you may spot Boris' left testicle just poking out.

Boris found his jacket in a hedge, and he is here today without any trousers because his wife refused to iron them for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth, Queen of The United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji.

Although Queen Ellizabeth holds the crowns of the above territories equally, our Liz shows the true colours she wears beneath her robe.

She is decked out in a Union Jack bra and Union Jack men's boxer shorts, bought for her as a gift by former Australian Prime Minister and long-time gobshite John Howard. For a fiver.

 

It's worth pointing out at this point that under any previous British monarch, I probably would have been hung, drawn and quartered by now.

 

 

 

 

 

David Cameron, leader of the opposition Conservative Party and probable Prime Minister in time for Summer 2010.

Cheeky!

Finally it's David 'Dave' Cameron, and he's flung off his little sports bra and is parading along on his latest bicycle.

Keeping his modesty is a man-sized nappy, complete with safety pin.

Don't worry, I know what you're thinking.  WHERE THE BLOODY HELL is his attaché case?  In his nappy, you silly sod.

The bicycle helmet was kindly provided by Halfords.