What if the income revenue of The X-Men came under threat? What if the Credit Crunch^© threatened their liquid assets? What if all the money Professor Xavier had embezzled over the years was tied up in buy-for-let property arrangements? No, right, come on. Listen. What if, right, yeah? Oh nevermind. Anyway, what if The X-Men had to get proper jobs?

We would like to say a big THANKS to the flag manufacturers that sold their wares with "England" emblazoned across the St George's cross, just in case we didn't know what country it represented.

As a dedication to those companies that somehow don't believe that the simple vertical/horizontal solid colour motif is enough, here are some flags that you can print out and use for yourself.

These truely are the images you never wanted to see.

The Flaming Pistol bring you a TOP SECRET document, that has been LEAKED to us by a SECRET government agent, with a DOSSIER of proposed genetic experiments to ENHANCE household pets and wild ANIMALS.

You'll have to read this quick, before the website gets PULLED DOWN, and we get ARRESTED by the LAW.

It's the start of a new season in the Championship for Holte City.  The club has been bought out by a Far-Eastern-Syndicate.

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The tiresomely predictable, mildly irksome, tabloid appeasing, (slightly homoerotic) waste of fucking time adventures of Robert Kilroy Silk.

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The Unintentionally Racist Misendeavours of Nick Griffin

A cartoon featuring Nick Griffing of the BNP (British Nationalist Party)

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The paedophilic adventures of Inspector Gadget

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Lenny Kravitz and his Rhino Stalk Escape Shed

Featuring Advice from Honor Blackman

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Ken The Sandwich Of Fun:

Talking lunch that's a pimp Daddy and that bangs ho's

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