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Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac
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Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac

A happy song about distasteful compulsions

A few notes about it, in a "question and answer" format:

"What’s a kleptomaniac?"

  • someone who can’t help stealing things.

"Okay, so what’s a coprophiliac?"

  • someone who really, really likes poo.

"Ew. Really?"

  • Yep.

"You mean, ‘likes’ as in…"

  • Yes. Let’s move on, okay?

"Yeah. What accent are you singing in? It sounds weird."

  • Mid-Atlantic. As in, halfway between the Caribbean and Hungary.

"Why?"

  • Because. Now shut up and listen to it. Click on the poo.

"Click on the poo?"

  • Yes. Click on the poo.
Article by Dan
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My Grandad (is a prostitute)
MY GRANDAD (is a prostitute). A lovely song. As the modern music scene begins to disappear up its own rectum, more and more people are going back to the source material.