Hey! It's the

Llama in a suit!

Against the advice of everyone on the earth since the last "suited person" fiasco (Namely "the bloke in a suit") , Team fishcake are proud to present our latest columnist - "Harry Dogwash" - the Llama in a suit!

Hey y'all!

"What's a llama doing writing for a two-bit webzine like this?" I hear one or two of you ask. Well, I thought I'd come and air my views about the state of the world today, and generally offer you advice on how to look for interesting events in multinational corporations, organisations and governments.

Firstly, look at the share index of the financial newspapers. Spotted a company you don't like the sound of? Write down the value of their shares and phone them up, asking them how they got to be so high.

Secondly, input all the different share prices into a spreadsheet software program, create a line graph showing the fluctuations in their financial history. Point out any strange shapes.

Thirdly, fax the company these graphs, and add your comments to additional sheets. Outline your plans for the company as if you had taken up a managerial position, and eventually they will give you a job. Easy.

Take a big shower unit and attach it to yo' face-age.