The gravy song.

Gravy is good,
Gravy is fine,
Gravy Gravy Gravy
Is mine mine mine.

I like eating gravy,
And I like eating meat,
And pies and carrots,
And chocolate cake,
And peas and bread and glue.

And jelly and spam
And soup and rice
And chips and apples and crackers,
And chewing gum, bacon, butter and corn
And beans and spaghetti and snot.

And cheese and Snickers^TM
And pork and pot noodles,
And lasagne, toast, lard and fried eggs,
And tacos and sausage,
And Cornish pasties,
And liver and pancakes and floorboards.

Gravy is good,
Gravy is fine,
Gravy Gravy Gravy
Is mine mine mine.

And raisins and pringles,
And tomatoes and biscuits,
And peaches and beef and hash browns,
And potatoes and marmite
And salmon and sugar,
And lettuce and pepper and feet.

And peaches and chicken,
And curry and ice cream,
And pretzels and burgers and toothpaste,
And bananas and wine gums,
And coconuts and broccoli,
And lobster and walnuts and toilets.

Gravy is good,
Gravy is fine,
Gravy Gravy Gravy
Is mine mine mine.

And spiders and faeces,
And slugs and vomit,
And diahorrea and condoms and mould,
And pus and urine,
And beetles and hemmoroids,
And leeches and toe cheese and skunk juice.

And thrush and worms,
And toads and phlegm,
And mud and bleach and petrol,
And pubic hair and dog fur,
And weasel's arses,
And bollocks and barbed wire and gravy.

Gravy is good,
Gravy is fine,
Gravy Gravy Gravy
Is mine mine mine.

Gravy is good,
Gravy is fine,
Gravy Gravy Gravy
Is mine FUCKING mine.

Gravy games

"Throw the gravy"

For this game you will need:

A cup Some gravy Hands

Pour some gravy into a cup.

Throw it.

"Pretend excrement"

For this game you will need:

Some gravy granules Toilet paper An unsuspecting friend.

Lightly dampen the gravy granules.

Wipe on toilet paper.

Leave lying around friend's house when friend is expecting guests (other than yourself)

Watch and laugh as friend's guests think that your friend has left bits of used toilet paper around their house.

"Cup of Grav-tea"

For this game you will need:

Some gravy A cup An unsuspecting friend.

Offer to make friend a cup of tea or coffee.

Fill cup with hot gravy.

Watch them drink it.

For added pleasure, add a quadruple dose of laxative.