What if the income revenue of The X-Men came under threat? What if the Credit Crunch^© threatened their liquid assets? What if all the money Professor Xavier had embezzled over the years was tied up in buy-for-let property arrangements? No, right, come on. Listen. What if, right, yeah? Oh nevermind. Anyway, what if The X-Men had to get proper jobs?

Haven't you always found it a strange coincidence that the people in nursery rhymes always have names that rhyme with what they are doing (for example "Little Miss Muffet" "Tuffet")?  At Team Fishcake we find that sort of thing DISGUSTING, so we've re-written some popular childrens rhymes.  If you click read more you can read more (WITCHERY)!

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Put your devil horns in the air for a cover of Motorhead's classic tune.

ROCK.

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I bet you all know a kid like the one I grew up with. We all either grew up, or went to school, with a kid devoid of any social skills. A kid that’s a bit dim. A kid that’s an imbecile. The kind of kid that would be the village idiot, if only he could handle the responsibility.

We would like to say a big THANKS to the flag manufacturers that sold their wares with "England" emblazoned across the St George's cross, just in case we didn't know what country it represented.

As a dedication to those companies that somehow don't believe that the simple vertical/horizontal solid colour motif is enough, here are some flags that you can print out and use for yourself.