Do you like music? Do you get bored easily? Well DON'T WORRY. We've summarised yet another popular song in to ten words or less (six in this case). Team Fishcake present a version of the feelgood hit of the summer - REM's "Everybody Hurts"

This fixture was not an unusual one, Buntford Academicals and Smaganooska Rampers had played in the cup last year, so there was the usual level of friendly rivalry between the fans and board members of each club, in this, the amateur football league in the South East of Kent. But this time Buntford were expected to win. Smaganooska had beaten them in the previous meeting thanks to a dubious penalty, awarded by amateur Referee, Peter Zooom and with him now retired after a yoghurt accident, the amateur football federation supplied Dougal Blew to officiate.

As a young (and incredibly well-behaved) child, both of my parents worked during the daytime. During school term, this was fine. My Dad was around in the mornings to see my brother and I off. My Mum would be home from work by the time we finished our school day. It was during school holidays that we would be trusted to stay at home on our own. We didn't really break that trust. At least, not until we became teenagers.

Initially our time at home would be punctuated by regular visits from older cousins. They would watch us closely to ensure that we weren’t setting fire to the furniture, or to each other.

Do you like a music? Are you a short span of the attention? Have not a worry - we have done a short of songs. SECOND IS HERE:

If you like MUSIC, but don't have the TIME to listen to ENTIRE songs, Team Fishcake have condensed a selection of popular songs into ten words or less. Enjoy the first of the series, the classic "Down Under" by Men At Work.

Guitar played by Phil, Voice by Mike.